(sung to Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann)
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Shelob spider hider, stinger and a biter with poor Gollum for her sneak.
In the dumps and the slumps no food but orcish chumps climbing up to the peak.
With a burden in his jerkin, feelin' weak and hurtin', Frodo climbed through the pass
With the air so unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, Frodo's stung and he fell to the grass
Frodo's stung and he fell to the grass
But she was...
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Some spider silk sister with a sting making blisters meeting with Gollum the sneak.
He says "I'll give you some hobbits to stuff your stomach, all I want is the ring for a week."
And mad-cat Shagrat was puttin' out the welcome mat to Gorbag and all his lads
And little hobo Frodo came by moving total slow-mo and wielding the phial inside
Wielding the phial inside
And she was...
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light
She got stuck but she never got fed
She's gonna stay out of that fight
She's gonna stay out of that fight
------ guitar solo ------
But Shelob, that's where the Ring is
But Shelob, that's where the Ring is
Shelob only wanted not to go too near the star in the glass
But Shelob, that's where the Ring is
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone orc chief from the east
Says, "Dethrone the spider crone, hit her in the funny bone, that's where she'll expect it least"
And some new-grown monotone was hummin' in the corner, watching the hobbits fight
And some fresh-sown blood stone was drippin' from the wounded zone, as Samwise stabbed with his might
Frodo's stung and he fell to the grass
But she was...
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{the following two sections are sung simultaneously}
1) Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light, and stuck with a knife, another hobbit in the fight
Blinded by the light,
2) Shelob spider hider, stinger and a biter with poor Gollum for her sneak.
In the dumps and the slumps no food but orcish chumps climbing up to the peak.
With a burden in his jerkin, feelin' weak and hurtin', Frodo climbed through the pass
With the air so unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, Frodo's stung and he fell to the grass
Now Sam with a Sting shot and stabbed into a tender spot and Shelob shrieks with her pain
And some blood shot out from that spot and Sammy's spilling blood hot from the bald spot, turning again
Some spider silk sister with a sting making blisters meeting with Gollum the sneak.
He says "I'll give you some hobbits to stuff your stomach ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She got stuck but she never got fed
She's gonna stay out of that fight
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