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Old King Theoden
(sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson.)
Sung by Meriadoc.


Deet dee deet deet
Deet dee dee dee dee
Dee dee dee dee
Doot doo doot doot
Doo doo doo doo doo
Deet dee deet deet
Deet dee dee dee dee.

And here's to you old King Theoden
Merry loves you more than you will know
Wo-wo-wo
Oh don't leave me old King Theoden
Gondor is a long long way away
Hey-Hey-hey
Hey-Hey-hey.

I'd like to sit and tell you all about the hobbit's Shire
I'd like to help you fight in the big war.
Look around you all you see are burning signal fires
Ride along the road but please take me along

And here's to you old King Theoden
Merry loves you more than you will know
Wo-wo-wo
Oh don't leave me old King Theoden
Gondor is a long long way away
Hey-Hey-hey
Hey-Hey-hey.

Hiding in a hiding place with Dernhelm as he goes
Riding on his horse back with his armor
It's a little secret just the hobbitses will share
Most of all I've got to hide it from the King.

Koo-koo-ka-choo old King Theoden
Merry loves you more than you will know
Wo-wo-wo
Oh don't leave me old King Theoden
Gondor is a long long way away
Hey-Hey-hey
Hey-Hey-hey.

Riding off to Gondor on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the battle. I can't wait.
Fight about it. Shout about it. When we just can't lose.
Everywhere we're searching for some news.

Where have you gone, Strider Aragorn?
Your nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
Woo-Woo-Woo
What's that you say old King Theoden?
Aragorn has come to save the day.
Hey-Hey-Hey
Hey-Hey-Hey
copyright 1999 LSA -- last updated 27 Aug 2001
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