Jeff's in Cancun, Rob is going to visit South Carolina later this week, and Chien may grant a girl a green card for her money...these things aren't really related, but the last one is too interesting to even write about rationally, so I thought I'd just toss it out there.
Picture the scene...I was going to ask out a girl I didn't really know very well, so I'm a little nervous... so I go visit her in the lingerie department where she works, (+2 uncomfortability points), I don't see her at first (-.5), but then we make eye contact (+1), and she's with a customer (+1), so she asks me to wait (in the lingerie dept. for her) (+2), so I sit down next to this large 55 year old man in a cowboy hat who ignores me when I try to strike up a conversation (+3), and this situation drags on for about 15 mins (off the charts), before she finishes and takes a break. But everything turns out all right in the end..
NBA Section
Nets over Celtics in 7
Sixers over Pistons in 6
Spurs over Lakers in 7
Kings over Mavs in 5
Thoughts on the first round...McGrady and Garnett should not be singled out for their teams' inability to advance, but they didn'e help theire causes by playing poorly in some key moments in the series...Zack Randolph is a player, he'll be Jermaine O'Neal in 2 years...the number of spectacular individual performances during the
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4-15-03 - One Saturday Night
4-10-03 - Thinking Can Be Dangerous
4-9-03 - The Next One
4-8-03 - The Break-Up Column
ARCHIVES
1) "Papillon" - Rilo Kiley
2) "Paranoid Android" - Radiohead
3) "My Ride"- Nappy Roots
4) "Rewind" - Northern Slate
5) "Brown-Eyed Girl" - Van Morrison
6) "I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty" - Todd Snider
7) "PopStars" - Rooney
8) "Can We Kick It?" - A Tribe Called Quest
9) "Too Far To Care" - Old 97's
10) "Outtathaway"-The Vines
The Old 97's and Jonny Lang are playing together in Dallas and it kills me that I'm not going to be there.
I got a new job so you can cut it out with the inseam jokes.
It is graduation time again and I would love if someone would write a column documenting the experience. It will definitely be memorable, even if it isn't enjoyable.
Wow, do you ever get to the middle of a column and realize that you don't have nearly enough material to make it all of the way through.
So let's create something new! In honor of this being the year anniversary of my first column (Well, it was just over a week ago), let's have a little bit of a year-end review. The following is a list of friends linked to the columns they nee to read:
Anyone considering missing the June 7-8 camping/tubing trip
Chris, to remind you I'm still onboard
Sarah, read it, then quickly forget every word of it
Jennifer, because lots of these remind me of you
Kevin, Jeff, Blake...La Strada anyone?
Rob, to tantalizing what ifs
Liz, because you were once my girlfriend, even if I was passed out at the time.
Kiley, because I still miss Nina too
Rizzo, because your score is so freaking high
Hari, because you deserve her.
Susan, because you tipped me on the book that inspired this
Jill, for taking our game to another level
Meaghan, because you have it, just not over me.
Jason, because you share his sense of humor
Jon, my favorite random thoughts to my favorite random person.
Michelle, because you weren't wearing underwear.
Nick, to remind me how little I know about sports next time I go to Vegas.
Sun, I want your equivalent...or just give me the Emmie/Russian Mafia story again
Leigh, I want to know how you feel on this matter.
Wes, - Because you planted this seed in high school...how many have we each broken?
Jeremy, All of the rest, because you have some time on your hands now.
I'm positive I ahve forgotten some important people, so email me and yell at me for being a bad friends please.