The first astronaut to land on Mars was delighted to come across a 
	beautiful Martian woman stirring a huge pot over a campfire.

	"Hi there," he said casually. "What are you doing?"

	"Making babies," she explained, looking up with a winsome smile.

	Horny after the long space voyage, the astronaut decided to give it a 
	shot. "That's not the way we do it on Earth," he informed her.

	"Oh, really?" The Martian woman looked up from the pot with interest.
	"How do your people do it?"

	"Well, it's hard to describe," he conceded, "but I'd be glad 
	to show you."

	"Fine," she agreed, and the two proceeded to make love in the glow
	of the fire. When they finished, she asked, "So where are the babies?"

	"Oh, they don't show up for nine months," explained the astronaut.

	"So why'd you stop stirring?"