You know right away the band "Barenaked Ladies" is from 
	Canada because if they were from Georgia, they would be 
	called "Buttnaked Women".


	Two Amish women, Rebecca and Hannah, were picking 
	potatoes in the field. "Oh, Rebecca, these potatoes look just 
	like Levi's balls!" exclaimed Hannah.
	"My goodness, Hannah! Are Levi's balls that BIG?" asked 
	Rebecca.
	"No, they're not that big -- they're that dirty." said Hannah.


	I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.  The 
	bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me.


	"My sister was a vegetarian, more or less, before she started 
	working on farms.  Now, she won't eat sheep or pig, but cows 
	and chickens are just mobile vegetables to her."