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Smoked Potato Skins Print

	8 large potatoes 
	3/4 cup of cheddar cheese 
	1/2 cup green onions 
	1 tablespoon paprika 
	1 teaspoon cayenne 
	1 teaspoon black pepper 
 	1 teaspoon garlic powder 
	1 teaspoon salt 
	olive oil 

	Bake potatoes until tender. Cut lengthwise in quarters. 
	Scoop out to make shells about 1/2 thick. Paint with olive oil 
	and coat both sides with dry ingredients. 
	Place in prepared smoker at about 200 degrees and smoke
	for 1 hour. Sprinkle with cheese and let smoke until cheese
	melts. Top with chopped green onions and serve with 
	barbecue sauce. 




Hush Puppies

 	2 cups corn meal
 	2 measured teaspoons baking powder 
 	1 teaspoon salt 
 	1-1/2 cups milk 
 	1/2 cup water 
  	If desired, 1/2 an onion, diced 

	Mix all the ingredients well, let stand for 10-15 minutes, 
	then drop by teaspoon into very hot fat. Hush puppies 
	should turn over by themselves when brown on one side. 
	Remove when golden brown and let drain and cool on
	paper towels.


COWTOWN COOKERS' BASIC BARBECUE SAUCE

	32 ounce jar ketchup
	1 cup dark molasses
	1 1/2 tablespoons tobasco sauce
	1 1/2 medium onions chopped fine
	1 large green pepper chopped fine
	1/2 cup lemon juice
	1 teaspoon garlic powder
	2 1/2 tablespoons dry mustard
	3 tablespoons vinegar
	3/4 cup brown sugar
	1/4 cup liquid smoke
	1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce

	Combine all ingredients in large pot. Use 1/4 cup water to 
	rinse out ketchup bottle and pour into pot. Bring mixture 
	to a boil, stirring constantly. Reduce heat and simmer until 
	onion and peppers are
	tender (around two hours).
 



GRILLED ICE CREAM

	1/2 cup chocolate syrup
	1/8 cup Kahlua
	1/8 cup Frangelico
	1/4 cup chocolate liqueur

	1 quart vanilla ice cream
	1/4 cup powdered sugar 

	Mix chocolate syrup, sugar and liqueurs in a small saucepan. 
	Scoop ice cream into stoneware dishes and top with 
	chocolate mixture, coat ice cream evenly.
	Freeze for about two hours. Place dishes on a cookie sheet 
	and put in covered grill until
	ice cream begins to melt. Serve immediately. With a hot fire, 
	about two to three minutes is enough time on the grill. 



Mexican Hotdog


	1  pound  frankfurters 6 tortillas

	grille dogs and wrap in tortillas with  favorite Mexican 
	toppings, cheddar, sour cream, salsa etc.



chili burgers

 	1 1/3 ground meat
	1 1/2 teaspoons salt
 	1/2 teaspoon ground pepper
	1 clove minced garlic 
 	2 teaspoons chili power
 	1/2 teaspoon cumin
 	2 cups chili con carne
 	4 hamburger buns

	gently mix all ingredients, carefully so ground beef 
	doesn't get soggy. divide into quarters and grille with 
	your favorite condiments



APPLE BBQ SAUCE

	1 c Catsup 
 	1/4 c Apple juice/cider 
	1/4 c Apple cider vinegar 
	1/4 c Soy sauce 
	3/4 ts Garlic powder 
	3/4 ts White pepper 
	1/3 c Grated, peeled apple 
	1/4 c Grated onion 
	2 ts Grated green pepper 

	Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 15 minutes. 
	Rub meat with 1 T pepper, 1 T paprika, 2 t chili powder, 
	1/2 t celery salt, 1/2 t ground red pepper
	and 1/4 t dry mustard before cooking. Baste with 1/2 c 
	apple juice while cooking. Add sauce last 15 minutes. 



Banana Pudding

  	1/2 cup sugar
 	Pinch of salt
	3 tablespoons of flour
 	4 eggs
 	2 cups milk
 	Vanilla wafers
 	Bananas (preferably with skins that are just starting to turn
	black)
  	6 tablespoons sugar

 	Preparation:
	Blend sugar, salt, and flour. Add 1 whole egg and 3 yolks and
        mix together. Stir in milk. Cook in a double boiler over 
	boiling water, stirring, until thickened. Remove from heat 
	and cool.

	In a baking dish, arrange a layer of whole vanilla wafers, 
	a layer of sliced bananas and a layer of custard. 
	(Use more wafers for a drier pudding and less for a soupy one.) 
	Continue, making three layers of each.

	Make a meringe of remaining three egg whites and 6 tablespoons
 	of sugar. Spread over banana mixture and brown in
 	375-degree oven.
	Place in the refrigerator and let sit a minimum of 24 hours 
	before serving. 



Baked Beans

	The origins of this recipe remain clouded in mystery. 
	Be aware that the amounts have never actually been measured, 
	and should be considered as a starting point. 
	Adjust them to suit your taste.

	Ingredients:
	1 large (28-32 oz) can pork & beans
	2/3 cup (more or less) Heinz ketchup
	1/4 bottle (more or less) Heinz Cocktail Sauce
	1 tablespoon (more or less) dried onion flakes
 	1/4 cup (more or less) honey
	1/4 cup (more or less) Grandma's grand molasses  
	6 rashers bacon

	Preparation:
	Dump the pork & beans in a Pyrex dish. Stir in the onion flakes,
	ketchup, cocktail sauce, honey, and molasses. Cut the bacon
 	into 1-inch strips and lay on top. Place a lid over the dish 
	and bake in a 325-degree Fahrenheit oven for at least an hour 
	or until the bacon is done.
	Vary the sweetness by adjusting the honey content. 
	The horseradish in the cocktail sauce provides the hot 
	counterpoint.
	Adjusted it accordingly. 
	The amount of onions are a matter of taste,
	but they should not overpower the flavor of the beans.
	Lean bacon adds more flavor than does fatty. Baking the beans 
	for a longer period of time improves the flavor, but they are
 	best when served moist. Therefore, care must be taken (1) to 
	reduce the heat after an hour or so and (2) to remove the beans
 	from the oven well before they begin sticking to the sides of 
	the dish.



BARBECUED CHICKEN

              
	2 chickens
	1/4 cup vegetable oil
	1/4 cup vinegar
	1/2 cup ketchup
	1/2 cup honey
	1/4 cup blackstrap molasses
	1/4 cup chopped onion
 	Juice of 1 orange
  	Juice of 1 lemon
  	Grated peel of 1 orange
  	Grated peel of 1 lemon
 	Pinch of salt
	Preheat grill to medium. Cut chickens through the
	back to remove backbones and breastbones, but leave 
	the chickens attached at the breast area. Flatten well. 
	Put them skin side up on the grill and
	cook for 25 minutes. While chickens are cooking, 
	make the barbecue sauce by combining
	all other ingredients in a saucepan. Bring to a boil and cook 
	for 10-15 minutes, or until the sauce is reduced by half. 
       (The color will change from light to dark red as the sauce cooks.)
 	When chickens have cooked 25 minutes, brush them
	with barbeque sauce, turn them over and brush with sauce again. 
	Cook, brushing several times more, until the chickens are tender. 
	Serve with additional sauce!
	Note: If you like a sweeter sauce, you can add a little brown 
        sugar to the barbeque sauce before you begin to boil it.



Gingered Chicken Wings


	1 kg chicken wings
	4 tbsp soy sauce
	1 tbsp honey
	2 tbsp lemon juice
 	2 tbsp grated fresh ginger
	2 tbsp tomato ketchup
	1 tbsp oil
  	Cut the tips of the chicken wings and divide each
	wing into 2 pieces. 
 	Mix the remaining ingredients together and marinate
	the chicken in this mixture, covered in the fridge, 
	for 6-8 hours or overnight. 
 	Grill for about 15 minutes or until cooked through,
	brushing frequently with marinade and turning twice.



NEW ORLEANS BARBEQUE SHRIMP


 	1 c (2 sticks) margarine 
	1/2 c vegetable oil 
	1/2 c chicken broth (canned is fine)
 	4 t finely minced garlic 
 	5 whole bay leaves, torn into pieces
	4 t dried rosemary, crushed 
	1 t dried sweet basil 
	1 t Greek oregano 
	1 t dried thyme 
	1/2 t salt 
	1/2 t (or more) cayenne pepper
 	4 t paprika 
 	1 1/2 t freshly ground black pepper
	1 T fresh lemon juice 
 	2 lb whole fresh shrimp in the shell (with heads if
	possible) 

	In a heavy saute pan or saucepan melt the margarine,
	then add the oil and mix well. Add all the other ingredients 
	except the shrimp
	and broth, and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, 
	until the sauce begins to boil. Reduce the heat to low and 
	simmer for 7 to 8 minutes, stirring frequently, then remove the 
	pan from the heat and let it stand, uncovered, at room
	temperature for at least 30 minutes.
	Add the shrimp to the sauce, mix thoroughly, and put
	the pan back on the burner.
 	Cook over medium heat for 6 to 8 minutes, or just
	until the shrimp turn pink. Add the broth, shaking the pan 
	back and forth to mix.
	Preferably, place the pan into a preheated 450 deg F oven and
 	bake for 10 minutes. OR
	simmer loosely covered on the stovetop for about 5 or 10 minutes. 
 	Serve equal portions of shrimp with about 1/2 c of
	the sauce ladled over each one.
   	You will need bibs and lots of bread to sop up the sauce. 
	Also, fingers are a necessary eating utensil. A good side dish
 	is quartered red new potatoes, baked in olive oil, lemon juice,
 	salt, pepper, and several
	bay leaves. A green salad and bread finishes the meal. Makes 5 
	generous (nearly 1/2 lb) servings. 



BARBEQUE SPICE MIXTURE


 	1/2 cup chili powder 
	1/4 cup hickory flavored salt
	3 tablespoons onion powder 
 	2 tablespoons cumin 
	1 tablespoon paprika 
	1 tablespoon garlic 
	1 tablespoon brown sugar 
	1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 
	1/2 teaspoon dry mustard 
  	1/2 teaspoon lemon zest 

	Mix ingredients thoroughly and store in a
	tightly-sealed jar in a cool dark place. 



POPDOGS


Place 3 tablespoons of popcorn (un popped) in a 8 x
5-1/4�inch foil disposable pan
add 2 tablespoons oil and one Teaspoon each of seasonings
like (garlic and chili power) (cheese flavorings and cayenne)
etc...

Now place another aluminum pan on top of the first bottom
side up!
  Now if your a handy man and know the handy man's secret
weapon, you use Duct-Tape to tie the two pans together and
make a little handle on top!



RIBS

	2 pounds pork loin ribs 
	Dry Spice Rub 
 	4 cups canned tomato sauce
	1/2 cup diced tomato
	1/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
	1/4 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
	2 tablespoons dried onion
	1/4 cup soy sauce
	1/4 cup water
 	coleslaw and grilled corn on the cob as accompaniments
	Rub ribs well with some of the Dry Spice Rub and refrigerate,
	covered, for 4 to 6 hours. 
	In a saucepan combine tomato sauce, tomato, sugar, Worcestershire
	sauce, onion, soy sauce, water, and 1/2 cup Dry Spice
	Rub and cook over very low heat for 3 hours.
	Preheat a grill or smoker over low heat until hot. Add ribs
 	and cook, covered, for 3 to 5 hours. Brush with sauce 
	during last minutes of cooking. Serve with remaining 
	sauce, coleslaw, and corn.



Dry Spice Rib Rub


	1 cup chili powder
 	1 tablespoon garlic granules
 	1 teaspoon onion powder
	1/2 teaspoon cumin
	1 1/2 teaspoons salt
	2 tablespoons seasoned salt

	In a jar combine all ingredients well and store in a dry place,
	covered, until ready to use.
  
	NOTE: 
	prepare only the dry mix, using it to coat the meat before
	cooking, then add a bit of vinegar\water the the remaining
	amount and baste during the last portion of the cooking. Any 
	that is left over can be put in small bowls and used for 
	"dip" during the meal. 
	add a double handful of hickory chunks (if available) to the fire
	just before starting the cooking. Pre-soaked in water, of
	course. 

	Modifications to the basic recipe: 

	Use "Texas" hot, or hot chile powder for an added kick. Also,
 	add about a tsp of Cayenne or white pepper to the dry mix. 

	A large GLASS pyrex dish makes a handy container for the ribs while 
	they are in the fridge. Cover with foil or saran as the
	food in the fridge will pick up the taste\smell of the spice mix. 



Scrambled Eggs with Spinach & Mushrooms

	4 oz. powdered eggs 
	1 oz. dried mushrooms 
	1 oz. freeze-dried spinach 
	1 tsp. salt 
	1 cup water 

	Melt butter in a flat pan.  Whisk eggs into water; stir until 
	thoroughly mixed. Pour mixture into pan with butter and cook,
	stirring frequently, until eggs are set. 
	
	Serves 4 if part of a full breakfast; 2 as a stand-alone 



CALIFORNIA TURKEY BURGERS

	1 Lb. Ground Beef or Ground Turkey 
	1 Tsp. Powdered
 	Ranch Dressing Mix 
 	2 Tsp. Minced Green Onion 
	3 Tsp. Minced Mushrooms 

 	Combine all ingredients then form 4" round 1/2" think.
  	Grill on Medium heat 7-8 minutes each side. After
 	grilling, top with avocado and serve on a onion roll. 



Reuben Sandwiches


	Corned Beef Brisket, sliced 
	2 slices Swiss cheese 
 	4 slices dark or light rye bread 
	4 Tbsp. sauerkraut 
 	3 Tbsp. Thousand Island dressing 
	6 Tbsp. butter 

	Put several layers of corned beef and 1 slice of cheese on
	each of 2 slices of bread. Put approximately 2 Tbsp. of
	sauerkraut on each sandwich. Spread the dressing on the other 
	two slices of bread and place on top of sauerkraut. Melt 
	the butter in a skillet over medium-low heat. Place sandwich 
	in the skillet and brown on each side. Serves 2.



Tenderloin Ka-Bobs


	1/3 cup vegetable oil
	1/4 cup soy sauce
	1 small onion, sliced
	1/4 tsp. oregano
 	1/4 tsp. basil
	1/2 tsp. rosemary
	1/4 tsp. thyme
 	4 Tenderloin Ka-Bobs

	Mix together oil, soy sauce, sliced onion, and seasonings.
	Place thawed kabobs in glass or ceramic casserole. Add marinade;
 	cover. Refrigerate 24 hours, turning ka-bobs at least twice.
	Broil about 4 inches away from heat source 6-8 minutes on each
	side.  Serves 4. 



Filet Mignon with Mushrooms


	3/4 lb. firm, fresh mushrooms
 	3 Tbsp. butter
 	2 tsp. flour 
 	Salt and pepper
	1 cup heavy cream, heated
 	6 (6 oz.) Filet Mignons, thawed
	6 slices French bread
  	6 Tbsp. butter
 	1/2 cup Scotch

	Slice mushrooms and saute in 3 Tbsp. butter. Add flour and
	salt and pepper to taste. Blend well. Stir in warm cream. Keep
 	well-heated in a separate skillet, while you saute the filets in hot
 	butter for 2 1/2 minutes* per side (for rare). Saute bread
	slices in 6 Tbsp. butter, turning often to prevent butter from
	being absorbed. Arrange bread slices in a ring on well-heated
	platter.
	Top with the filets and arrange the mushroom sauce in the
	center. Stir the Scotch into pan juices, boil up for a minute or two
	and spoon sauce over the meat. Additional sauce can be passed
 	separately. Serves 6. This will be extremely rare. For
  	medium-rare interior, saute for 3 minutes per side.



Squirrel Stew

 	2 squirrels 
  	6 ears corn 
 	1 minced onion 
	1/2 pound salt pork 
  	2 cups fresh Lima beans
	1 tablespoon salt 
	1/4 cup sifted white flour 
  	6 potatoes 
 	4 cups sliced tomatoes
 	1/2 pound butter 
	2 teaspoons sugar 
 	1 teaspoon black pepper 
 	1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper 
 	3 drops pressed garlic to taste 



	Cut squirrels into serving pieces. Add salt to 4 quarts of 
	water and, when boiling, add onions, Lima beans, corn cut 
	from the cob, pork, potato, pepper, and the squirrels. 
	Cover and simmer for 2 hours, add sugar and tomato, and simmer 
	for 1 hour more. Ten minutes before removing from heat, 
	add butter cut into pieces
	the size of a walnut and rolled in flour. Bring to a boil.
 	Serve in soup plates for 6. The most traditional of Brunswick 
	Stew recipes always use squirrel meat as a base flavor.

 	However, since you can't buy commercially farm-raised and
	USDA-inspected squirrel carcasses in any grocery store, you 
	can still achieve that traditional flavor by using half 
	chicken and half rabbit meat 
	(approximately two pounds of each kind) instead.
 	If you have a friend that hunts deer, venison also makes an 
	equally traditional to squirrel-based Brunswick Stew. 


Baked Smoked Bananas


	4 bananas
	4, 3-inch sprigs, fresh rosemary
 	4 tsp. maple syrup
	4 Tbs. ground pecans

 	Cut unpeeled bananas lengthwise in half.  Put unpeeled
	halves in smoker. Load wood box with
	small chunk of  hickory wood and 4, 3-inch sprigs of  fresh
	rosemary. Smoke-cook for 25 minutes at
	180F.  Heat

	conventional oven to 400F. Remove bananas
	from skin and place on lightly
	greased pan. Spread 1/2 tsp. of maple
	syrup and 1/2 Tbs. of  nuts on each
	banana half. Bake for 20 minutes or
	until golden.  Serve warm. 




Hot Beef Jerky


	Slice meat with the grain, 1/4" thick. Marinate the meat in 
	Tabasco sauce for 24 hours, then season with cayenne pepper.
	Smoke at 225F for 1 hour, and hold at 140F for 24 hours.

	Recommended wood: hickory

	1 5 pound brisket 
	1 large onion chopped 
	1 cup water 
	7 ounce of beer 
	1 stick of butter 
	1/3 cup cider vinegar 
	6 cloves garlic minced
  	2 tablespoons garlic powder 
	2 tablespoons onion powder 
	2 tablespoons black pepper 
	2 tablespoons cayenne 
	2 tablespoons paprika 
	2 tablespoons brown sugar 
	1/2 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 
	1 teaspoon chili powder 
	salt and pepper 

	Trim excess fat from Brisket and season with garlic powder, 
	onion powder, black pepper, cayenne and paprika. Place on 
	rotisserie and put on preheated grill. Prop the lid a little
 	and let cook. Meanwhile prepare sauce. Melt butter in a sauce 
	pan and saut� onion and garlic for about 5 minutes. Add water,
 	cider vinegar, brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce,
 	chili powder and a little salt and pepper to taste. Let simmer 
	for 10-15 minutes. Add beer. Baste over brisket about every 30 
	minutes. Cook brisket on low for about 4-5 hours. Remove brisket 
	from grill and slice thinly.

 


Flank Steak

	1 1/2 to 2 pounds flank steak 
	1/2 cup butter 
	1/4 cup beef broth 
	1/4 cup dry red wine 
	2 tablespoons oil 
 	2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley 
	2 cloves garlic, minced 
 	1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 
	1 tablespoons minced scallion tops 
	1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 
	salt and pepper to taste 

	Cut 1 inch diamonds about 1/8 inch deep into both sides 
	of the flank steak.
	Rub with minced garlic and place in shallow baking dish. 
	lightly coat with oil, vinegar and salt and pepper. Let sit at
 	room temperature for about 30 minutes. While that's sitting, 
	broth, wine, Worcestershire sauce, parsley and scallions. 
	Keep warm until ready to serve. Grill steak about 4 to 5 
	minutes on each side. Don't over cook or it will get tough. 
	Remove from grill and cut into thin strips. Serve with sauce. 



Tex-Mex Steak Sandwiches


	2 pounds chuck steak 
 	12 corn tortillas 
 	3 canned long green chiles 
 	1/3 cup olive oil 
 	1 clove garlic, minced 
 	Salsa 

	Cut chiles into strips so that you have 12 of them. Cut steak 
	into 1"x1"x3" pieces. Combine steak strips, garlic, and 
	olive oil in a resealable bag. Toss and let sit for a couple 
	of hours. Preheat grill. Grill steak on four sides until about 
	medium rare. Warm tortillas in the oven. Remove steak
	from grill when done and place a piece in a tortilla with
 	1 piece of chile and roll up. Serve with salsa.



Fire Nuts


	2 cups raw peanuts 
	1/2 cup hot pepper sauce
 	salt to taste 

	Pour nuts and hot sauce into a bowl. Let sit 30 minutes or 
	until the nuts of soaked up the hot sauce. Place on a 
	smoker safe cooking dish large enough to make one layer
 	of nuts. Lightly salt. Place in prepared smoker at 
	200-220 degrees. Smoke for one hour or until brown and dry.
	Remove from smoker and place on absorbent paper to cool. 
	Serve. Despite the hot sauce these nuts are not that hot, 
	but are delicious.



The World's First-Ever Barbecued Ice Cream

 	1 standard sized pound cake, frozen 
	1-2 pints of your favorite, high quality ice cream, frozen hard 
 	6 egg whites 
 	1 teaspoon cream of tartar
	� cup white sugar 
 	Sauce (see recipe below) 

	Supplies: 
	1 pine plank, 6 inches long by 6 inches wide by 2 inches 
	thick, well  soaked in plain water aluminum foil to 
	wrap wet pine plank two standard bricks standard 
	kettle-type covered cooker 

	Sauce: 
	Simmer 2 cups of cranberries with enough sugar to taste,
 	along with a squeeze of orange juice and a cinnamon stick,
 	until the berries burst and the mixture is thick. Let cool,
 	than mash through a strainer. If sauce seems too thin, 
	cook with more sugar until it's a nice thick syrup. Keep in
	refrigerator in a clean covered jar for up to a week. 
	Keep the mashed berries to use as a jam, as noted in 
	
	Preparation:
	Get a good hot fire (500 degrees plus) going in a kettle 
	grill. We use pure lump charcoal, and bank it to either 
	side of the cooker, leaving the middle open. Don't use 
	the cooking grill. Put a brick at each
	end of the middle section.

	Whip the egg whites, cream of tartar, and sugar into 
	a stiff meringue. Working quickly but calmly, wrap the
 	wet plank in the foil. Cut a horizontal slice of the 
	frozen pound cake, and lay it on the foil. Spread the cake 
	with a thin layer of cranberry jam (NOT the sauce).

	Place your ice cream over the cake and jam. You can 
	make the job easier by molding the ice cream into a shape 
	that will fit on the cake, before you freeze the ice
	cream hard. Cover the cake and ice cream with the 
	meringue. Be sure to bring the meringue all the way down
 	to the foil-covered plank. Make some pretty swirls 
	and peaks. Sprinkle lightly with a little sugar. 
 	Balance the plank on the bricks, and cover the cooker. Shine a
  	flashlight through the vent holes to watch until the meringue
	browns.
 	This will only take a few minutes with a very hot fire. 
 	Remove from the cooker, and slide the covered cake off of the
 	plank and onto a serving platter onto which you have spooned a
      	generous pool of sauce. 

	Variations: 
	How about substituting chocolate fudge brownie for the pound cake,
 	with strawberry ice cream and sauce? Or use rich caramel 
	instead of cranberry jam. Or how about sliced bananas tossed 
	with lemon juice instead of the cranberry jam?



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