DUSTY'S JOKES

	A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines'
	cards for his daughter and mother.  The 50 feet of displays for
	hundreds of cards astounded him.  He muttered out loud, "I
	wonder if they have cards for ex-spouses."

	The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes sir, they do have
	an 'ex' category, but they're in Sporting Goods."

	"Really?"

	"Yes sir.  They're called bullets."

                  
       

	There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.
	Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. 

	They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't
	then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide
	who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off." After a
	really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all
	of the blondes started clapping. Problem solved


		         



	Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic weekend
	vacation.  When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
	When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

	She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm
	them up."

	After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back
	and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"

	She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and that will
	warm them up."

	He does, and again that warms him up.  After dinner, he goes out
	one more time to chop wood for the night.  When he returns, he
	again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"

	She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud,...
	don't your *ears* ever get cold?!?!?"