A guy from the deep south moves to New York and he's amazed by the
	indoor plumbing.  He's so intrigued by the way the toilets work that
	he goes to the Sewage Disposal Plant to check it out.  One of the
	inspectors shows him to the conveyor belt that carries all the bowel
	movements.

	As the piles of shit parade by them, the inspector says, "You can
	tell by inspection who the assorted feces belong to.  See that one? 
	I'm sure it's the turd of a Mexican. See the pieces of taco shell,
	and the tomato seeds?"

	"And this next one is obviously the turd of a Chinaman or a Jap...
	see the fish eyes and the rice in it?"

	"And this next one is surely from a queer."

	The hick askes, "How can you tell it was from a queer?"

	The inspector answers, "Well see: It's dented on one end!" 





	A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon
	and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned 
	grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"

	He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken 
	the edge off my appetite."

	At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl 
	of home-made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how 
	about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"

	Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, 
	"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

	At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, 
	offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or 
	would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how 
	about a tasty stir-fry? That'll only take a couple of 
	minutes...?"

	Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this 
	Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

	"Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me?
	I'm STARVING!"