Q:  What do you call a handcuffed man?
	A:  Trustworthy.

	Q:  What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
    	    calling your name?
	A:  You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

	Q:  Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
	A:  Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

	Q:  Why do men like smart women?
	A:  Opposites attract.

	Q:  How are husbands like lawn mowers?
	A:  They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the
    	    time they don't work.
	
	A:  Make him wear shoes.

	Q:  How does a man show he's planning for the future?
	A:  He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

	Q:  What do most men and Colonel Sanders have in common?
	A:  All they think about are legs, breasts and thighs.

	Q:  How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	A:  ONE .........He just holds it up there and waits for the world to
            revolve around him.

	Q:  What did God say after creating man?
	A:   I can do so much better.