Q:  What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
	A:  Any place without a drive-up window.

	Q:  What do you call a man with half a brain?
	A:  Gifted.

	Q:  What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
	A:  Exchange him.

	Q:  What should you give a man who has everything?
	A:  A woman to show him how to work it.

	Q:  What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
	A:  Telling you his real name.

	Q:  What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
	A:  Put the remote control between his toes.

	Q:  What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
	A:  Big Foot's been spotted several times.

	Q:  What's the smartest thing a man can say?
	A:  "My wife says..."

	Q:  Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
	A:  So men can understand them.

	Q:  Why did God create man before woman?
	A:  Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before
    	creating your masterpiece.

	Q:  Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
	A:  To stop the snoring before it starts.

	Q:  Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
	A:  To keep them from grazing.

	Q:  Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
	A:  Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.