DUSTY'S JOKES

		Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss 
		their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do 
		anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."

		"Why don't you just leave him then ?" asked her friend.

		"Oh ! Not yet." the first replied, "I like to lose at least 
		another ten to fifteen pounds first."	


			



		                A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.                 Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

		"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each
		other for 25 cents," she said.

		"What do you mean?" he asked.

		"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

			



		
 
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