An Indian man went to see a doctor and complained, "Doctor, I can't 
	sleep at night and I can't even nap during the day.  In fact, the 
	other 499 members of my tribe are also suffering from this malady.  
	What can we do about it?"

	"Well," said the doctor, "I don't know, but we can call you the 
	Indian Napless 500."

            


	The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed
 	when his wife complained as usual, "I have a headache." 
	Perfect, said her husband, 
	I was just in the bathroom powdering my thingy with aspirin. 
	You can take it orally or as a suppository, 
	it's up to you! 

                   


	A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. 
	On the third floor a man gets
	in who looks perfect -- 3-piece suit, great build, nice butt.
	The bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff.
	The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed,
	the brunette turned to the blonde and said,
	"Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."
	To which the blonde replied, "How do you give Shoulders?"