"If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
	that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, 
	cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and 
	dry cleaners depressed?"

                            



	                        A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.

	She asked: "Do you have Viagra?" 

	"Yes," he answered. 

	She asked, "Does it work?" 

	"Yes," he answered. 

	"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked. 

	"I can if I take two," he answered.