Three convicts were on the way to prison.  They were each
		allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their
		time whilst stuck behind bars.  On the bus, one turned to
		another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

		The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that
		he intended to paint anything he could.  He wanted to become
		the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

		Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

		The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and
		said, "I brought cards.  I can play poker, solitaire and gin,
		and any number of games."

		The third convict was sitting quietly aside grinning to himself.
		The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug?  What
		did you bring?"

		The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled.  "I brought
		these."

		The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

		He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to
		the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating..."