Comedy.
Welcome to Rhyme "N" Reason. My name is Amanda Jay Clark, but my friends call me, Mandy. This is a collection of my comedic poems.
Bewilderment - I always seem to want the exact opposite of what I have. When I'm hot, I wish I were cool. When I'm cool, I wish I were hot. And, that's only the beginning.
Can't Diet - The old, old story. The harder I try, the more I fail.
Christmas Is Hard Work For Mothers - Another old story, but one thing that every mother agrees on, is that it's always worth it in the end.
Come On Kids, Tidy That Room - Every desperate mothers cry.
Has The Rest Of The World Gone Crazy - Nothing remotely excitng, or unusual has ever happened to me. Other people have seen ghosts, or been abducted by aliens. Why not me?
If I Could Be A Fly On The Wall - What a wonderful voyeuristic time I would have. Knowing that you wouldn't get caught, wouldn't you?
I've Got Proof That Dirt Is A Living Thing - No matter what I do, no matter how hard I clean, dirt is back before I can put my duster away.
Give Me A Bit Of The Rough Stuff - You can keep the likes of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt for yourselves. Give me a bit of rough anyday!!!
If I Could Have Three Wishes - What would you wish for? I haven't been totally honest about what I would wish for, but maybe, one day, I write one that is true.
If There's Anything To Reincarnation - Who, or maybe, What, would you come back as?
I'm Dumped, But Not Bitter About It - Oh yeah? Can there be any such thing? Even if you are not in love, being dumped is one of the worst feelings there is!
In My Day - In danger of sounding like my own granny here, but I find all this technology a bit confusing, and even frightening at times.
Lord, Save Us From Double Glazing Sales Men - Public enemy number one in my book!
Oh No. Not The Dentist Again - AAAhhhhhhhhhhh.
Still Can't Diet - Who can? It's a nightmare having to battle weight problems.
The Family - Are you a typical family?
The Mischievous Puppy - For puppys everywhere for all the pleasure they bring to so many people.
The Power Of Dreams - Where anything is possible.
The Short Sad Life Of An Unloved Pig - Tissues at the ready.
The White Lie - Even the smallest of them can get us into huge amounts of trouble.
What Was God Thinking - When he made bugs? Big, fat, hairy, ugly, fast running, BUGS!!!
Where The Heck Is My Thing-A-Ma-Jig? - You must have lost at least one of those in your life. I seem to lose them all the time.
*NEW* The Pack. - This is not a poem. This is the observation of humans by my cat, Jasper.