I’m Dumped, But Not Bitter About It!!!!!

Oh yeah? We all like to think that we are grown up and can handle anything that comes our way, but that just isn’t true. There is no such thing as, "We are going to stay friends." When we are dumped, for what ever reason, we are bitter, and we want revenge!

I’m Dumped, But Not Bitter About It.
By Amanda Jay Clark.

I can’t believe it, I am in shock.
This has got me totally stumped.
I thought I’d finally met Mr. Right,
Now, I’m well and truly dumped!
He gave no plausible explanation.
Offered no understandable reason.
His betrayal is so unforgivable,
He should be arrested and tried for treason!

"I love you," he used to tell me.
Ha! What a laugh. What a joke!
I believed every word that the told me,
Now I hope his words make him choke.
I hope all his lies come back to haunt him.
I hope nightmares invade all his dreams.
I hope pain overcomes all his pleasures.
And his laughter becomes agonised screams.

I hope he comes out in really bad acne.
And develops a back-breaking stoop.
When naked with his nubile beauties,
I wish him permanent brewers droop.
May his breath always taste like morning mouth,
And his pits always stink of B.O.
I pray that the hair on his head all falls out,
While from his ears it continues to grow.

I used to think he was so intelligent.
But now, that illusion has gone.
I dispose of smarter and better things,
Whenever I flush the john!
I used to think he was such an Adonis,
With looks that filled me with joy, and song.
But now, when I see him, I ask myself,
How the hell could I have been so wrong!

I lose IQ points trying to understand,
Why I fell in love with that man.
Nothing makes sense, what’s wrong with me?
Put it down to a flash in the pan.
I’m feeling much better now my sanity’s back,
And I’ve left all the bad things behind.
My life is returning to normal again.
My heart is my own now I’ve regained my mind.

I’m dumped, but not bitter about it.
Good luck ex, I wish you well.
It’s not like I have a vivid fantasy,
Of you burning forever in hell.
It’s not like I picture you dying,
Hanging from some old tree.
I’m happily enjoying my freedom again.
I’m not bitter. No Sir. Not me!!!!

I’m Dumped, But Not Bitter About It, is protected by copyright, and remains the property of the author, Amanda Jay Clark.

Author of Rhyme "N" Reason

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