FREAKIN' HUMOR


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WHAT YODA SAYS DURING LOVE MAKING

ACTUAL STATEMENTS IN COURT        'FLAMING GERBILS'

DID YOU KNOW......        "THE SCIENCE OF SANTA"        ONE LINERS

CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK

SAYINGS     BLONDAGE    SURVEY

KILLER PICK-UP LINES         BEWARE OF....VIRUSES

T-SHIRTS FOR WOMEN.....
(who take no crap)

THOUGHTS     SMART PEOPLE     BEER FOR THE SOUL

TOO MUCH OF THE 90'S     SILLY BUT CLEVER    CONDOMS

MENTAL X-MAS CAROLS     YO MOMMA     BUMPER STICKERS

MORE MEN BASHING      WORK NAKED     TYPICAL WOMEN      GOOFY WORDAGE 

THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK  

STATE MOTTOS       LAME PICK-UP LINES     MORE BUMPER STICKERS!     

JAPANESE COMPUTER ERRORS      LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES 

POPULAR PORN TITLES    WHO SAYS MEN ARE INSENSITIVE?    GOD'S VOICEMAIL 

RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW

RANDOM THOUGHTS    WISDOM FROM GEORGE CARLIN      

PONDERINGS    ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS

COLLEGE PICKUP LINES THAT SOMEHOW NEVER WORKED FOR ME

WOMENS' ENGLISH    BLONDE JOKE PAYBACK

REASONS WHY COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE AND MALE

30 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO AN OFFICER

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

5 QUESTIONS FEARED BY MEN

GEORGE CARLIN OPINIONS

OBSERVATIONS IN LIFE

 
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