REASONS WHY COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE AND MALE

FEMALE

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory

for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is

incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as

"If you don't know why I'm mad at you,

then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.


MALE

> Top 10 reasons computers are male

> 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

> 9. A better model is always just around the corner.

> 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

> 7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

> 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

> 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

> 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

> 3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

> 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

> 1. Size does matter


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