KILLER
PICK-UP LINES

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your

face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's get busy.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount

you or eat you!

Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."

Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in

those pants."

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a

light switch away.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous

curves ahead, yield?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

into this motel room.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor...? It's a game where I lay back while you

blow the hell out of me.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking

to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat

me to it.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.


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