ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS


1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: > Defrost."

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down."

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on > body."

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or > outdoor use only."

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment > does not enable you to fly."

15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."


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