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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Look at me when I hit you!

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
(Amen, Brutha!)

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public> schools.

I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.


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