COLLEGE PICKUP LINES THAT SOMEHOW NEVER WORKED FOR
ME
> I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day
> long.
>
> Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out
> of these wet
> clothes.
>
> Nice legs...what time do they open?
>
> Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you
> checking out my
> package.
>
> You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
>
> I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm
> the only one
> talking to you.
>
> I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
> Breasted Bed Thrasher,
> have you seen one?
>
> I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
> on earth
> tonight.
>
> Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
> hell outta me.
>
> Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name
> tag.
>
> Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway
> the heaven?
>
> Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk
> about the first
> thing that POPS up.
>
> You might not be the best looking girl here, but
> beauty is only a
> light switch away.
>
> If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could
> be you by
> morning.
>
> You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
>
> You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
>
> Screw me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?
>
> Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on
> my bedroom
> floor.
>
> My name is (name)...remember that - you'll be
> screaming it later.
>
> Do you believe in love at first sight or should I
> walk by again?
>
> Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for
> me.
>
> Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and
> talk to you.
>
> My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
> you want to.
>
> I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much
> have you been
> drinking?
>
> If you were the last woman and I was the last man on
> earth, I bet we
> could do it in public.
>
> Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
> go home without
> me.
>
> Do you wash your panties in Windex? Because I can
> see myself in them.
>
> If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I
>
together.
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