WHAT YODA SAYS DURING LOVE MAKING



11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

10. "Aaahhh.... Put a shield on my saber I must."

9. "Feeeel the force!"

8. "Foreplay, cuddling....Ha! A Jedi craves not these things."

7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

6. "Do me, or do me not. There is no try."

5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you reach, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"


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