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6 NOV 2004 - I NOMINATE MYSELF AS THE KING OF SATIRE. IF ANYONE ELSE THINKS OTHERWISE, YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY WRONG.
Welcome el Frendez: a page full of completely random shit and other such miscellaneous and strangely odd anecdotes and satires. Things such as the happy noodle to your left is an example of such content I will be posting onto this site - I hate noodles... they just fucking gross me out... Who the hell came up with noodles anyway? And the Italians! Copying guys like the Colgate man (to the left) by making pasta; which I consider a better version of a bad food. Anyways, if you have any suggestions, hate mail, or something completely random to throw at me, you can email me at [email protected]. Enjoy this site; BITCH.
WARNING : THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY SATIRICAL - DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING TOO SERIOUSLY OR YOU'LL FUCKEN SUFFER A BURNING DEATH
Still busy updating, watch out for a 2k5 new look.
December 14 2004 : Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I'm uber busy doing random Christmas shit and my modem fucked me over. The next article will be up soon. Check the Random Fanmail for an interesting update.
December 2004: Christmas Holidays are upon us again. As we all strive to get our gifts and other bullshit together, spare a thought for the less fortunate and.. ahh fuck it. Who cares? what has a poor person ever done for you?? NOTHING.
"Men need to find and conquer as much pussy as they can." Eddie Murphy RAW
28 November: Lina, Karen and Zakie are goons. What the heck is "ha ha ha ha ha" ? That is like a complete waste of a potentially good post. It just shows the calibre of intellect that Blacktown Girls High encompasses. I don't get why all the "State" Schools always complain about funding and how they say that their schools deserve more funding from the Government than Private. That's BS and anyone that studied SOR knows that. Goulbourn Schools Strike 1962?
EMERGENCY POST [21 Nov]: Australian Idol Final saw the battle of the minor demographies: The obese young goths and the short-ass Wog metrosexual (borderline homosexual). EVERYONE supported Anthony (gay) and Casey won! Ha Ha Assholes! And over $50000 votes later, its about time the unpopular undesired trash of society finally won something that we all seek to idolize! Go the minorities! El Frendez has your support! For all you Anthony fans: Eat shit losers!
"Do you want to be called Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju." - Homer Simpson, Springfield's Monorail
Ah yes. It is a very good day [17th November 2004] as we have gotten over 200 hits in less than a month! Holy Shit thats like a GeoCities record or something! I want all visitors to sign the guestbook. If you don't, you die. And I'll get Melvin here (right) to screw you and your family. He's a stone cold killer man. Don't let that corpulent body and rounded dork glasses deceive you; he's a bad fucker.. oh yeah. This is one of the best images I have ever gotten off the net! Come one man, the dorky kid, the glasses, and the lunch box! I hear its full of condoms and random sex toys. This kid looks perfect for rolling down Hillview road in Eastwood. It would be a perfect re-creation of when Indiana Jones is running away from that humungous bolder, except this time everything would get flattened.
Articles
This is the shit that [I hope] everyone comes to this site for. Some people say that these articles are full of controversy and that they are extremely falsified or some BS like that. UH NO! If you don't agree with this shit, you're probably a left-wing Communist, Latham supporter, that is fat, lazy, ugly and very very stupid and un-Australian. All those left-wing goons are stupid, and they all know it. All you suckers got nothing to say now about Iraq when their new Government is going all goo goo over the US freeing them from the tyranny of Saddam Hussein. Oh yeah.. A dictatorship is SO much better than a temporary siege and democracy in Iraq.
Coming Soon: Noodle Misconceptions, Government Scams, World Domination, Aliens and Human History, Creepy Creatures We Love
6 Feburary 2005 - Passion of the Christ
4 December 2004 - El Frendez's Helpful Hints on Public Transport
28 November 2004 - Suicide
24 November 2004 - Curfews on Provisional Licence Holders is Bullshit
22 November 2004 - Today's Youth and the Internet Revolution
18 November 2004 - Why Contemporary Music is NOT Music
14 November 2004 - How Chili's Macquarie Centre Fucked Itself Over
11 November 2004 - The Transformers and Bullshit Japanese Animation
10 November 2004 - The Academy Awards Mean Shit-All
9 November 2004 - Quentin Tarantino and Shit Directing
8 November 2004 - Solving Australia's Obesity Epidemic
6 November 2004 - Fitz's new gf
6 November 2004 - Drunk People
3 November 2004 - Why I hate Modern Cinema
31 October 2004 - Racial Stereotypes, don't you love them?
21 October 2004 - See the original el Frendez index page
Uh oh! where did the links go? No, they aren't lost in Arab's chest hair, there on a new page dedicated on links: MEGA LINKS!
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fools have visited this site.. EAT SHIT ASSHOLES!Last Updated: 5.2.2005 all content subject to Copyright, 2005, El Frendez Inc.