Random Fanmail

Not really quite Fanmail but the whole "Fanmail" idea makes this page seem so much more fun! Surely people have much better things to do than antagonize webmasters such as myself with their lonesome propaganda.  Hmm.. Webmaster.. I like the sound of that.  Send your fanmail to [email protected] !

From : Anonymous Fan #1, 7th November

You moronic asshole, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote 'racial stereotypes'!!! Your site will not solve these problems, by pointing them out to people! You may think that your funny or contribution something to the community with your ideas of how the world views the each other BUT YOUR WRONGE! Take this stupid shit off the internet or I will contact the geocities admin and have them forcibly remove it

Indeed. There are problems with racial stereotypes? And yes. I am wronge.
 

From : Random Goons December 2004

The following was logged into the guestbook sometime this month:

Name :   net security management group affiliation (ie assholes) :    comment :   Please take other people in consideration next time you decide to display a whole load of insulting crap and break copyrighted laws. Take this as a warning and do not take it lightly. You have been warned Name :   geocities management group affiliation (ie assholes) :    comment :   First and foremost I would like to inform you that you are by far the most unbelievably queer ass licking prejudice person I have ever come in contact with. By placing your random thoughts on the net is just a waste of web space and I believe that it Name :   jason sux cock group affiliation (ie assholes) :   anti - jason comment :

AH HA HA! How random! These goons try to write all fancy-like and all sophisticated with BIG PERSON words like "prejudiced" and "consideration" and "management".  They must have recently bought a Macquarie Student Dictionary and found new and exciting words to use.

"net security management" writes that I should take other people into consideration when I produce content on the internet. Or that's what I hope they were trying to communicate.  I HAVE taken others into consideration when I write all my content.  I would just like to let everyone know that.  The internet is like a television: If you don't like what you see; you change the channel.  I'm not forcing anybody to read my pages. Breaking copyright laws? What laws have I violated in any of my pages? If you assholes knew ANYTHING about copyright law, or multi-lateral intellectual property acts established by industrialized nations, you would easily see that none of them have been broken.  Oh and thank you for the warning. I will take it lightly

The random goon that logged in the "geocities management" writes that I'm the most unbelievably queer ass licking prejudice person I have ever come in contact with. Uh.. You were in contact with me? How? I hardly believe that reading something that I wrote is being in contact with me. You are obviously of minuscule intellect and probably studying at TAFE to attain your Year Ten Schools Certificate.  My articles are not "random thoughts".  Random thoughts would be a web blogg and not articles.  The whole structure of an article is that of order and simplistic composure.  NOT randomly, erratically dumped text as random thoughts suggests.  I know that the whole idea of an article may be hard to grasp for you, but please try.  Waste of webspace? Do I care about any of the bullshit you are dishing out? NO. You attempting to write a professional sounding complaint/threat against el Frendez is only proving to make yourself sound like a total asshole, a dumbass, and just completely sad.  Why would you even try to belittle me when you're only doing yourself detriment?

"jason sux cock" part of the "anti - jason" group writes: NOTHING.  Now THAT is a serious waste of webspace.  No creativity or imagination went into that guest log. What a sad world we live in.