Quentin Tarantino and Shit Directing

yes. please kill yourself

Quentin Tarantino is one of today's most popular "movie-makers" despite his lack of capable direction.  His movies generally contain either lots of bloody, gory killing, or a lot of shameless profanity (or both), without any real artistically shaped meaning attached.  Think about it. The only awards or recognition he receives is from low-brow magazines and bullshit like MTV. 

The movie Pulp Fiction he first made is a really shitty movie.  I have had it in my possession like three times and every-time I keep falling asleep in the opening scene when the two characters are in the diner and the guy just keeps cursing random shit.  The only one time I actually saw the entire film was when I was half asleep and forced myself to stay awake to endure the poor movie. 

The way Tarantino depicts his characters in his film is constantly inconsistent with how he portrays them in earlier scenes which really can confuse what kinda of response you should be developing for that character.  Or you have scenes in Kill Bill Vol1 where Kiddo is about to be attacked by the Crazy 88 and she has a long delayed conversation with the Lucy Liu character. That whole time I was laying there in my seat thinking "OH FUCK! GET TO THE KILLING ALREADY!" Tarantino seems to over-exaggerate in all of his films and use an extreme amount of dialogue based scenes where people just talk and talk and talk.

His films just lull me into a sense of pure boredom.  And that is wrong.  Very wrong.

And why the hell does he choose to use Uma Thurman as the protagonist in his films? She's like fugly. Very fugly. You can't seriously tell me that she's anywhere near the likes of real babes in Hollywood like Charlize Theron or Halle Berry *drools over keyboard*

So you may ask "Then if he's so shitty at directing, why do his movies are so popular and gross multi-millions of dollars in sales and merchandising?"  Well I have one answer to this: Tarantino embeds subliminal messages to the audience telling them to buy more of his shit and watch more of the movies. Its like a Jedi mind trick where only the weak in mental fidelity are abused. This is probably why all the most respected critics discredit Tarantino's films and all the bullshit ones love them.

That's Right! The only anti-dote to restore the health of the human psyche after watching a Tarantino movie is to have random injections. You got owned!