Unfrequently Asked Questions
This page you will have the pleasure of gaining knowledge about the author of el Frendez; el Frendez (ooohh coincidental!) Be sure if you have any random shit questions like "uhh.. is my BUTT big?" or "uhh.. kekke. who are you voting for in idol?" or "how big is a big cock?" NO. I want good unfrequently asked questions. Not Shit unfrequently asked questions. EMAIL
Who The Fuck Are You?
My name is el Frendez. I am the alter - personality of **********. Yes that information is now classified. I COULD tell you, but I'd have to kill you and rape your pets - TWICE. Yes that's right. I'm pure evil. But not as evil as that evil cheese shit.. That shit is fucken bad ass.
Why have you chosen to host your site on Geoshities? They're fucken shit!
Alas I have created this site on geoshities. Only because I lack adequate finance to service a .com site or anything with a half decent server. Well Geocities really ain't THAT bad. Its a good for .. ok I got nothing. Its shithouse.
What Do You Look Like?
Yes el Frendez is my alias. Since all information on me is like strictly confidential and classified, the following image should suffice your limited imaginations:
Yes the EVIL JESTER. This is an accurate depiction of myself (el Frendez) as the jester is a symbol of extreme satire and humor, and also self-less acts to entertain the royal courts. The whole evil shit also is good as it symbolizes my own unethical and baneful deeds to fulfil my own personal hunger for a good jest. Now, FUCK OFF ASSHOLES!!
What is the Purpose of el Frendez?
I created this site because there are many things in this world that remain unknown to the simple minded human being (ie: that eating oysters improves your sex life). The Truth IS out there: and it has been easily and formally collected in this website for you fools to interpret in dumb-dumb language to understand. Good yes?
What is the REAL purpose of el Frendez?
Well I intend on breeding a generation loyal to serving the future king of the world: ME. Thorough and repeated reading of my articles subtly puts an embedded message of devotion to me. Soon as my revenues are built and disciples congregated, I will begin WWIII and destroy all that oppose me. No one shall stand in my way. And as earth has been subjugated to my power, I shall venture into the depths of space to get all those alien fuckers that mess with my fellow humans and anal probe them. Damn alien fuckers.
What are your plans / goals / vision for the future?
World domination of course. Like all the great super-people of the ages I intend to be the very first to successfully conquer the world. The world of my future will be sexy, greasy and pleasant smelling at times. I'm going to be like King Henry VIII or those fat pimping Arabs that have like nine wives to bang on an hourly basis. Indeed life will be good. And to think that it all started with a simple website.