The Transformers and Bullshit Japanese Animation

All of you generation Y teenagers and "tweenagers" will  agree with me when I say that the Transformers were the craze of our childhood (well mainly the guys).  I remember when I was in primary (which is elementary for all the international fans out there) school all the dudes [or at least the cool guys] would bring their cherished Transformer toys from home to desecrate schoolyard.  EVERYONE was into transformers. And after each day at school, we would all run home to catch it on Channel Ten at 5pm.  Yes; life was good.  The Transformers were pretty much humungo robots that ran around busting shit up (Decepticons) or making things all good (Autobots).  Guys like Ultra Magnus (left) would beat assholes on a minutely basis.

The good thing about the Transformers is that they had appeal to like a more adult (not porn assholes) audience as well as children.  Oh yes and this was before the whole Japanese Anime bullshit we see on our televisions today.  These were REAL cartoons. Not the fucked shit like Pokefuck or Yu-Gi-Fuck.  The Transformers kicked some serious ass.  The guy on the right is a maniac fucker that "transforms" into a pistol.  The toy of this dude became illegal as it was so life-like and there were two cases in Australia where psycho's robbed banks with it. HOLY SHIT!

Don't you just hate the Japanese style of animation? It's just shithouse! like you got these weirdo oblong shaped dudes running around with like deformed facial features and fight using predetermined "attack" moves.  ie:

Yes it is quite boring.  The same shit, different place, same asshole watching. Like come on! The original Transformers was like the best cartoon ever man... then you got these Jap assholes that turn the whole cartoon legacy into a shit milkshake in like half a minute of animation.

BEFORE JAP ANIME                        AFTER JAP CRAPIME

Anyone that says the second picture is anywhere near the quality of the first gets a sharp BACKHAND from el Frendez.  The more you watch Japanese animated media the more brain cells you loose.  That's probably why you see all those strange old men getting off on drawing Hentai pictures.  It is seriously wrong. Like if you want to see some chick ride a dude, watch porn! There's heaps of that shit on the net! But drawing it? That shit is whack. You got some seriously talented artists out there but become completely perverted and lose all sense of credibility as they are exposed to the world of Hentai.

ALL Japanese animated films have some affinity to the world of sex.  Like the Legend of the Overfeind and even Neon Genesis include extreme sexual content.  Who the hell comes up with shit like people's strength residing in their dicks?  WRONG WRONG WRONG.  [non-Japanese] People don't wanna see that shit.  And what the heck is it with the dudes anyway? What possesses them to watch this shit? At least the Japanese chicks can live fulfilling lives without needing to watch gay cartoon porn.

Consider the above Japanese "Manga" : Rapeman.  Now how fucking wrong is that shit? I'm guessing the Japanese characters in the speech bubble say; "yes, I am rape man.  I like to rape people and also be raped.  I have a miniature ego during the day, but at night; I have sex with random animate and inaminate objects such as the kitchen sink." Indeed Rapeman is a REAL hero.

asian1 : oh Rapeman is so cool!

asian2 : I like it when he rapes people

 

 

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