The el Frendez Shit List

I created this shit list because there are many people that have given me the shits over the years.  If you find yourself on this list; BEWARE!  I may come by and kill you at the next full moon... The people in this list should be pretty self explanatory and if you would like me to add you to this list and find yourself impaled on a rusty novelty sized corkscrew tomorrow morning, email me. NB: This page is regularly updated as people piss me off.

  1. The Nameless Evil One
  2. Anyone that said anything bad about Ninja Turtles
  3. Rich People
  4. The bald guy from the "Good Guys" Appliances Ad.
  5. The people that take corporate power trips at McDonald's
  6. Nikki Webster
  7. Autocratic Bastard Managers that call me peck peck
  8. People that go to my site only to look at the pictures and not read the text. This site is not visual based: it is text based. Damn fools!
  9. Red-haired people
  10. Drunk fools
  11. People That Don't Like Reading
  12. Chili's Bar and Grill Management
  13. Pepsicola
  14. Spoilt Brats
  15. The Variety Club Australia
  16. RTA Officers at Macquarie
  17. Ian Waley
  18. Anything that ends in "mon" (ie Pokemon, Digimon, Shit-cartoon-emon)
  19. Noodles on public transport
  20. Democrat Supporters
  21. People that shout so loud you can't hear what they say at the market
  22. Cheap Sunnies that fucken break or bend with feather weight forces.
  23. The Christian's / Jew's vengeful deity. Why is he always out to destroy humankind for doing bad?
  24. Australian Workers' Association
  25. The asshole bitch that complained to Macca's that my cheeseburgers are unorganized. WTF? BITCH!
  26. State Transit Authority
  27. Paris Hilton.  Actually all rich "heiresses"
  28. Sydney Rail Link Service
  29. Horny old men
  30. White Trash that try to be Noodles or Black People
  31. el Hombre-Salchicha
  32. Pikachu
  33. Traditional Indian Music
  34. The Eastwood Library Gang - they steal your library cards and borrow books for themselves! oh shit!
  35. Eskimos
  36. The people that make those fucking annoying advertisements on TV that have just plain text scrolling down with no colours or sound.. That fucken shits me.
  37. Goths.  Well they don't really do anything but if they DID, it'd probably give me the shits
  38. People that cheat Centrelink, or Dole Bludgers
  39. Council Workers - they don't work at all. They just sit around on their happy asses chewing off all our taxes.
  40. Dumb fucks that support the idea of a Provisional licence curfew
  41. Channel Seven
  42. Canterbury Bulldogs supporters
  43. Crap Actors like
  44. Mark Latham
  45. Groups lobbying to cut the ABC's funding
  46. The bums on SVDP Night Patrol
  47. Grimace and Birdie
  48. Jar Jar Binks
  49. People that like Seth Cohen
  50. People that DON'T like Luke from the OC
  51. Cheap Flip-Flops that break easily
  52. People that don't know what a flip-flop is.
  53. People that voted for Australia to become a Republic in the 2000 Referendum
  54. People that support Bin Ladin or other Islamic Terror groups
  55. People that are against the war in Iraq
  56. Guys/Girls whose fart smells like rotten eggs
  57. The Australian Labour Party
  58. Left-wing protests
  59. Anyone with BO
  60. Children that constantly cry
  61. Children that are overly loud
  62. Noodles
  63. People With Bland, Inane Personalities
  64. Fat Children
  65. Children that smell funny
  66. Children that always eat
  67. Immature teenage girls
  68. SKANKWHORES
  69. Those people that will ONLY listen to r&b / rap
  70. Anyone that thinks TAFE is better than University
  71. Overly Religious People
  72. Overly Atheist People
  73. Overly Obese People
  74. Cats - except for Garfield. But that movie sucked
  75. Nirvana - the rock band AND the idea of utopia
  76. The people that ruined Transformers
  77. Hot lesbians
  78. Acne
  79. People that brag
  80. Sneakers apart from Nikes and Adidas
  81. The fucktards that made Japanese cartoons popular
  82. People that don't like pizza - unless you have an intolerance to lactose... that's understandable.
  83. Yu-Gi-Oh-is-fucken-shithouse!
  84. Burger King / Hungry Jacks
  85. People that are "phasing out" Ronald McDonald
  86. Uncreative Assholes

 

More to come fools!   

updated 11.12.2004

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