Suicide

An increase in suicide and suicide attempts during the 1990's found that more young teenagers were going into depression or were the subject of some type of oppression by peers.  Now suicide really doesn't get you anywhere does it? You're life MAY be fucked up, but why fuck others' lives completely over by killing or attempting to kill yourself? You're just gonna bring all the pain and trouble onto the people that care about YOU.  Is that what you really want? Oh yeah I'm such an asshole, I can't take this crap in my life so I'll just kill myself so everyone else can suffer. Then you get the people that are so mentally volatile that they also go into depression and commit suicide.  Suicide is not the answer to your problems.  All you losers need to built some self-esteem and explore other logical alternatives like alcohol.

Now what's really funny (or maybe just pathetic), the people that attempt suicide but don't actually die.  It's so funny! Like they lack the will power to endure the struggles in life, and then they discover that they lack the adequate will to even kill themselves. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! Its so characteristic! I reckon attempting to kill yourself and failing is so much worse than actually killing yourself.  People wouldn't see you as a normal human being anymore. You'd be the weirdo that tried to commit suicide.  You'd have all of these doctors and family people coming to you trying to help you out, and  you'd feel even worse than before (for a while: eventually you get over it but the whole suicidal maniac shit would still remain no matter whatever you do.  You can forget about running for Prime Minister or becoming a CEO or a board member of any organization, you're the maniac that'll fuck it over if anything stressful occurs.).  I wouldn't even try because of the probability of my survival seeing me into a wave of personal humiliation and superficial compassion from others.

Some people may see where suicide is the ONLY method of personal escape.  Uh NO! You're just proving yourself as a completely weak person if you even THINK about suicide. Well I guess there are the extreme cases where suicide would be appropriate like if you're one of those real melodramatic attention freaks like me that wants to be remembered, I actually like the whole drunken-motor-vehicle-accident-off-bridge idea.  It sounds real cool.  BUT apart from my thrilling death image, suicide is not cool.

One effective alternative to suicide is alcohol.  As alcohol is consumed into the body, most people experience a temporary sense of euphoria, which is good!  To achieve this, you'll probably have to get your blood/alcohol level up to around 4% or up, depending on your tolerance.  For many people, this means a binge on something heavy like tequila or whisky.  After around six hours and a decent sleep, the whole depression and bullshit returns which means you need more alcohol to counter this effect.  After a while of drinking, you turn into a permanent drunken asshole, so no-one will care and it's pretty much suicide without the whole death-remorse from family, and you've probably forgotten about the problem in the first place.

The main reason for youth to explore suicide is because they're being bullied at school.  Now bullying ain't cool.  Picking on kids that are smaller, weaker, different is wrong. Its ok if you're an adult, but when you're a kid, you can get really fucked up.  You generally have the fat people, anorexic, ugly, dumb people, the race groups, and weirdo people exploring suicide.  Then you have the completely weirdo people that go into suicidal depression because they discover that their best friend Michael is a girl, or the love of their life don't love 'em (something really sad - not sad as in sympathetic, but sad as in useless).

The common signs of a suicidal maniac are introverted personalities, and people that spend alot of quiet time by themselves. They may have been happy and popular once, but now they're shy goons. You may see their eyes tear out of no-where or close their eyes as if they're enduring some unseen pain.  They are also those nerdy people that read those books about killing and stuff. Or you can have the completely opposite type: They're full of energy, anger, and self-pity.  Like Oliver from the OC.  If they commit suicide, it's gonna be messy and painful.  But these people generally have a high pain threshold so its all good. Wait NO! Suicide is bad!

Well if you attempt suicide, you probably deserve to die.  Seriously. Today's society needs mentally strong people to improve the human race into our evolutionary succession.  If we keep having a portion of weirdoes in our global population, the future humans will be a load of suicidal maniacs too. We're gonna go out to other planets and meet aliens and shit.  What are the aliens gonna think of us when we just have a cry and kill ourselves? They'll probably think we're all weak and enslave us all.

NB: I WAS gonna have all the different methods of suicide (ie poisoning, cutting, etc) but after thinking about it, you're gonna have all those weirdoes that are gonna take this shit literally can actually discover that they're losers and do this shit.  Remember kids, suicide ain't cool.  Keep your ass in school.