Fitz's new gf
You may have received or been forwarded an email
from BENJI titled "Fitz's new gf". For all you people that did not get
this email, let me give you the background information / assumed knowledge that
you will NEED to know to truly enjoy the rest of this page.
This is
Fitz. He is approximately 6'6'' last time I checked (Apparently his
pituitary gland in his head is damaged from all the "elite" footy he plays for
Eastwood. The gland just continues to supply his body with growth
hormones.), weighs 80kg (which is also the mean weight of the average
satellite), shoe size 16 [mexican voice over] "holy shit! Is el Bigfoot!", and
generally extremely energetic. As you may be able to tell from your
computer monitors, Fitz is the next generation of superhumans. He is
becoming a body builder like Arnie but he won't run for Governor of California.
Scientists expect Fitz to reach the height of Godzilla in the coming seven
years.
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Tuesday, 2 November 2004 7:28:39 PM |
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Subject : |
Fitz new buff
girl |
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Please be advised: These images were not
edited by photoshop or anytype of modification software. THEY ARE REAL *shivers*