Why the Academy Awards Mean Shit-All

You may remember this year when Peter Jackson swept the Academy Awards with 11 nominations and 11 awards. Many complained that this was overly unfair as The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King was judged as a trilogy rather than as the individual film, which is why it was able to win all those crappy awards.  People genuinely agree with the Academy, saying that Return of the King was really that good. Oh come on. Fellowship of the Ring was excellent, and Two Towers was okay, but I would still get up to piss in the middle of Return of the King. 

If you have watched the movie The Last Samurai, you will agree that it IS the one of the best movies you have even seen in your life. If you disagree you are a dumbshit.  The Last Samurai SHOULD have been given the Best Picture Award.  The Director Edward Zwick used a wide variety of dramatizing techniques to keep the interest in the audience and also conveyed the Japanese culture very accurately.  Tom Cruise and all the other Noodles in the film were more than perfect in their roles, and the way it was all put together made me frantically penetrate the seat in front of me (image on the left) with my cock repeatedly until there was no more seat to penetrate.  Indeed this movie won me (and the seat) over.

I have calculated an error in Peter Jackson's budget release for LOTR:

Total = US$80 million

30 million for Actors fees, 10 million for sound and visual effects, 13 million for caterers, 7 million for costumes, and finally post-production editing equals 5 million and 1 million for other expenses. So roughly, if you did general maths in the HSC, the total will equal approximately 66 million... So where did the plethora of movie budget finance find itself? That's right. It all went to the Academy so the Lord of the Rings would also rule Hollywood's night of nights.

Therefore today's Academy Awards are no longer based on genuine prestige or talent, but how deep the pockets of some dork director like Peter Jackson's are.  This is also related to how everyone tries to scam their way out everything so bona-fide fair dinkum Australians get fucked over like how Russell Crowe DIDN'T get the award for best actor when he played John Nash in A Beautiful Mind. Assholes!