289 74,7mb m2v Rico) 374. j lo - secretly (live in puerto rico) 375. j lo - walking on sunshine (live in 289 117mb m2v (south africa freedom concert) M2v Christmas [darkknight2] 378. britney spears - oops i did it 319 67,2mb m2v (xix winter olympics) [j0e-] 380. creed - what if [dekket] 381. mariah carey feat. jd - 319 86,1mb m2v 21-01) [cr33drock] 383. kid rock - forever [cr33drock] 384. shaggy - angel (totp 25-12-01) 319 89,2mb m2v Own (cd:uk 01-12-02) [infunk] 386. jennifer lopez f. ja rule - ain't it 320 71,1mb m2v (remix) [stoffe] 388. nelly furtado - on the radio 320 65,2mb m2v [miapit00] 390. pink - don't let me get me (cd:uk 320 64,7mb m2v [tolerance] 392. pink - get the party started 320 66,1mb m2v 01-26-02) [ds133] 394. pink - get the party started (viva 320 62,6mb m2v [daywalk3r] 396. kylie minogue - can't get you out [infunk] 321 83,9mb m2v Of my head (nrj music awards 2002) 398. kylie minogue - in your eyes 321 62,0mb m2v (parkinson 2002-02-23) [infunk] 400. kylie minogue - in your eyes 321 66,3mb m2v You love now (totp 01-19-02) [ds133] 402. riva f. dannii mingoue - who do [daywalk3r] 321 65,1mb 403. riva f. dannii minogue - who do 321 68,4mb m2v (viva interaktiv) [ang3l] 405. shakira - whenever wherever 321 61,7mb m2v [darkknight2] 407. maarja - all the love you needed 322 74,0mb m2v Everything [louca] 409. metallica - i disappear [dekket] 409. mop - ante up (remix) 322 86,6mb m2v 322 69,2mb m2v 322 70,5mb m2v [nick_king] 413. sophie-ellis bextor - take me 322 55,4mb m2v [darkknight2] 415. alicia keys - a woman's worth 340 68,3mb m2v (wetten dass) [ds133] 417. britney spears - i'm not a girl (the 340 37,5mb mpg (totp) [tnti] 419. caater - o si nene 420. caater - phantom 421. kylie minogue - can't get you out 340 39,2mb mpg (bravo supershow 23-03-2002) 423. nickelback - how you remind me 340 70,1mb m2v 340 114mb mpg 341 34,2mb mpg 341 77,8mb m2v You love now (bingolotto) [firestar] 428. riva f. dannii minogue - who do 2002) [fanta] 341 69,6mb 429. ronan keating - when you say 341 81,6mb m2v Clothes [jay leno 11-04-2002] [sc7] 431. slipknot - my plague [tolerance] 432. the cardigans - my favorite game 433. the prodigy - firestarter [fran] 434. titiyo - 1989 (soul children remix) 341 65,3mb m2v Try [shanx] 436. atomic kitten - it's ok [nick_king] 437. atomic kitten - it's ok (cduk) 438. destiny's child - nasty girl 342 69,5mb m2v [nick_king] 440. mad house - like a prayer 441. metallica - turn the page 442. natalie imbruglia - wrong 342 56,8mb mpg Impression [gambit] 444. nsync - girlfriend [dimsum] 445. eminem - without me [gambit] 446. michael jackson - you rock my 388 117mb m2v Clothes [ztoffe] 448. shakira - underneath your 388 80,6mb m2v (totp-de 27-04-2002) [mystry] 450. the rolling stones - it's only 388 94,4mb m2v Thumb 452. tupac f. outlawz - baby don't cry 388 86,2mb m2v Remix) 454. elvis vs. jxl - a little less [djd] 389 73,3mb m2v Cry (totp-nl 16-06-2002) [gerzom] 456. enrique iglesias - escape (live on 389 74,0mb m2v [nick_king] 458. ll cool j - ain't nobody [infunk] 459. notorious b.i.g f. puff daddy - mo 389 90,2mb m2v A little story in the music Mpg (eurovision'02) 462. ira losco - 7th wonder 389 41,3mb mpg At me (totp-nl 24-06-2002) [gerzom] 464. marilyn manson - tainted love 390 61,5mb m2v 15-06-2002) [djd] 466. sheryl crow - soak up the sun 390 75,6mb m2v [nick_king] 468. atomic kitten - love doesn't have 518 70,4mb [pop] 470. atomin kitten - the tide is high 518 64,5mb (30-11-02) [ds133] 472. atomic kitten - live and let die 518 57,6mb Better (songs of bond) [pop] 474. atomic kitten - my guy (frank 518 28,3mb (capital christmas live) [pop] 476. atomic kitten - you are (disney 518 84,1mb (totp 10-12-02) 477. atomic kitten - the tide is high 519 64,3mb (smtv uk 03-08-02) 479. atomic kitten - the tide is high 519 68,5mb (cd:uk 21-12-02) 481. atomic kitten - the tide is high 519 69,1mb (record of the year countdown) 483. atomic kitten - the tide is high 519 68,3mb (the saturday show 09-11-02) 485. atomic kitten - the tide is high 519 67,8mb 04-02) 487. atomic kitten - love doesn't have 520 64,6mb To hurt (cduk 15-02-03) 489. atomic kitten - love doesn't have 520 70,8mb (dome 25) 491. atomic kitten - last goodbye 520 62,7mb (children in need 2002) 493. atomic kitten - last goodbye 520 61,7mb 06-12-02) 495. atomic kitten - last goodbye (totp 520 63,1mb (bravo supershow) 497. atomic kitten - be with you 521 69,5mb 03-08-03) 499. atomic kitten - be with you (cduk 521 71,7mb 16-11-02) 501. atomic kitten - be with you 521 68,5mb Saturday 07-12-02) 503. kelly osbourne - come dig me 521 66,4mb Preach (itvc) [tolerance] 505. kelly osbourne - shut up (nrj 521 57,9mb 04-03) 507. a-r�hm - supper cool (tondi 522 105mb 522 89,9mb 522 78,3mb Said 511. bardot - i need somebody 512. chad kroeger feat. josey scott - 522 66,7mb Conversation 514. frankie goes to hollywood - 522 78,9mb 523 79,8mb 523 75,3mb 523 88,7mb 523 55,6mb 523 71,6mb 523 69,5mb 523 67,4mb 523 72,7mb 523 58,7mb Were made for walking 525. shakira - objection (totp 22-11- 524 55,7mb Dass) 527. shakira - objection 528. shania twain - i'm gonna getcha 524 84,3mb Good (bingolotto) 530. shania twain - i'm gonna getcha 524 88,4mb Good 532. shania twain - ka-ching (pepsi 524 57,0mb 21-03-03) 534. sum 41 - in too deep 535. system of a down - boom 536. tatu - ne ver ne bojsja 525 38,6mb Movie awards 2003) 538. the corrs - irresistible & no more 525 135mb Temper 540. the prodigy - no good 541. the prodigy - smack my bitch up 542. victoria beckham - not such an 525 65,1mb Marvellous 544. paul van dyk - we're Repeatedly. King for a whopper. Yea, though i knoweth i gaineth, i will For the food tasteth so good. Comfort me. It exciteth me In. My clothes runneth smaller. Follow me all the days of my life Forever. Spell check It came with my pea sea Miss steaks eye can knot sea. And weight four it two say It shows me strait a weigh. It nose bee fore two long Its rare lea ever wrong. I am shore your pleased two no My chequer tolled me sew. Steven thode Have case?? (farmer vs. railroad) Case?? - a classic Case between a farmer and a large That his prize cow was missing Railroad passed. he filed suit against Of the cow. the case was to be tried The back room of the general store. The farmer and tried to get him to The lawyer did his best selling job, Half of what he was claiming to settle Signed the release and took the Help but gloat a little over his Know, i Over on you in there. i couldn�t have Asleep and the fireman was in the Through your farm that morning. i The stand.� You, young feller, i was a little Myself when that durned cow came This morning!� Subject: nasty bug The liquor store, get a six pack, bring Watched tv. one night, as he His last beer, the doorbell rang. he Six-foot cockroach standing there. And threw him across the room, then The next night, after he finished his Walked slowly to the door and found Standing The stomach, then left. 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. Standing there. this time, he was Ear as he doubled over in pain. then The fourth night joe didn�t drink at Cockroach was standing there. the Him in The following day, joe went to see Of the preceding four nights. �what �not much� the doctor replied. Around.� I think this is a repeat, but i love it Nasty tech support diary 8:05 am Password. told them to use Utility called fdisk. blissfully ignorant, We let the people vote and drive, 8:12 am Couldn't access expense reports Them standard sys admin answer # Rant Coffeemaker from the ups and Server back in. suggested they try it 8:14 am Received error message "error 0." told them it was an os problem. 11:00 am relatively quiet for last few Back in so i can call my girlfriend. This Transferred her to janitorial closet Basement. what is she thinking? the Weekend! Another user calls (do they ever On hr That nobody but hr can access Them no problem. hang up. change Reviews 12:00 pm 3:30 pm 3:55 pm Me cranky. bounce servers for no Return to napping. Yet another user calls. wants to Ask them To call back when they find out. Decide to run "create Next shift has Tuesday Finish reading support log from last With 9:00 am Discuss my attitude. click on Smarticon. "love to, but kinda busy. Database!" i yell as i grab for the (mysteriously) 9:35 pm New employee. tell them they need J-19r=9c9\\darr\k1. say they never The special forms database. say they Transfer them to janitorial closet in 10:00 am And says she needs new id. tell her i Name, manager name, and marital @dblookup against state parole Control Database. no hits. tell her id will be Tonight. drawing from the lessons For Personally deliver id to her 10:07 am Getting strange calls in basement. Train him on notes. begin now. let Smoke. Return from smoking break. janitor Transferred them to cafeteria lady. i 1:05 pm Falls in hole left where i pulled floor Outside his office door. stress to him Computer Fire!" Development standards committee Form Inconvenience, i tell them i will fix it. And run global search/replace using 1:20 pm Says she keeps getting calls for Loads" or "noload goats," she's not Industrial-grade blender. tell her it Maybe Product? she thinks about it and 2:00 pm Lost password. ask her to check in Purse, floor of car, and on bathroom Of back of machine. suggest she put Can Create new id for her while she does 2:49 pm Lessons. i take off rest of day. 8:30 am Nothing to do with fonts on form. tell Been checking "bitset," not "chipset." Up. Support manager, with foot in cast, Am Wants to talk to support manager Terrible help at support desk. tell Meeting. 10:00 am Cover for me. go to support Office. he says he can't dismiss me Career Implements in third-world countries To heavy political turmoil. by and by, Takes full-text indexed random e-mail Furry handcuffs and bambi boomer in Page. For keyboard, web browser, and 10:30 am To show him mainframe corporate System sometime. Lunch. Return from lunch. Shift change; going home. 8:00 am "nice plaids" i offer. show him server Library. set him up with ibm pc-xt. tell Same in both monochrome and color. New guy's pc finishes booting up. tell Minimum password length to 64. go 9:30 am Marvin. "nice plaids" louie comments. This guy great or what?! Beat louie in dominoes game. louie Sleeves ("always have backups"). Down. Antenna (better reception) and plug Into hub. tell user to try again. 11:55 am 98.022.01: "whereas all new Beginning on days ending in 'y' shall Corporation, said employee is Relief to Marvin doubts. i point to "corporate Work, if i say so myself!). That's double pepperoni and no Over 1:00 pm 4:30 pm Marvin scanning want ads. Shift change. flick hr's server off and On/off button...). see ya tomorrow. 8:00 am Power supply in hr server. told them Worked fine before i left. Marvin still not here. decide i might Unforward phones from mailroom. Yep. a user call. users in des moines Board determine it's sunspots. tell 9:30 am Ants. says he's in san diego and Replicate with des moines. tell him it's Difference. suggest he reset the 10:17 am Route mail to san diego. tell them to Server ahead three hours. E-mail from corporate says for On their And forward it to milwaukee. Finish @coffeemake macro. put 11:23 am 11:25 am Marvin called in to quit. "so hard to Good help..." i respond. support With And asks if i mind sitting in on the Him. "no problem!" Call louie and tell him opportunity This afternoon. "yeah, sure. you can 12:00 am 1:00 pm Route them to device null to make Fast. Full weekly backups done. man, i love 2:30 pm Management database. cancel 2:45 Appointment for him. he really should 2:39 pm How to create a connection Them to run connection document Tell 2:50 pm At doctor's office means appointment On home. ask him if he's seen 3:00 pm Periodic macro not working. suggest Place @deletedocument at end of Document 4:00 pm Documents to white. also set point 4:30 pm Anything in documents. tell them to View, do a "edit -- select all", hit Promise Which says so. Another user calls. says they can't It. hang up. change font to 4:58 pm To see what happens. not (too) 5:00 pm The hub is acting funny and to have Good weekend. Steven thode Two tourists were driving through Natchitoches, they started The town. they argued back and Lunch. Tourist asked the blonde employee, Settle an argument for us? would Please pronounce where we are... Over the counter and said, (thads editorial: it is Subject: national science The national science foundation Results on corporate america 1. sport of choice for maintenance 2. sport of choice for front line 3. sport of choice for supervisors: 4. sport of choice for middle 5. sport of choice for corporate Conclusion: the higher you are in the Balls. Subject: naval command reducation I knew something like this might Bob Personnel ( navy c.r.a.p. ) We are forced to reduce the size of Will go on early retirement, Lower paid under skilled sailors to A program to phase out older sailors Current fiscal year will be placed in As retire active personnel early Sailors who are raped will be given Employment within the department Sailors will be required to fill out Development, test, and evaluation Experience. this phase does not Service position; it does, however, Capabilities will be considered before Process. this phase of crap is known Retired warriors (screw). Screwed may request review of their The study by higher (shaft) phase. Be raped once, screwed twice, but The navy leadership If a sailor follows the above To get half earnings for retired As Payment, any sailor who gets herpes By the navy. Younger sailors who remain on active Policy of ensuring that sailors High intensity training (s.h.i.t.) The navy takes pride in the amount Boast that it gives its sailors more You feel that you do not receive Please see your supervisor. you will The shit. list, and our managers are Get all the shit you can stand. Will be placed in departmental (deep shit). Seriously will have to go to employee Managers took shit Don�t have to do shit anymore, they If you are full of shit, you may be We can add your name to our basic List (bull shit). The shit jobs, and can apply for Programming (dip If you have further questions, please Special high intensity training (hot Thank you, Training (big shit) Subject: navy humor Radio conversation of a us naval Coast of newfoundland in Released by the chief of naval Americans: please divert your Avoid a Canadians: recommend you divert To avoid a collision. Navy ship. i say again, divert Canadians: no. i say again, you Americans: this is the aircraft carrier The united states� atlantic Destroyers, three cruisers and That you change your course 15 Degrees north, or counter-measures Be undertaken to ensure the safety Canadians: this is a lighthouse. your Steven thode Disclaimer: don't anyone take this A major is walking down the street With pile of crap. the major Playing with a pile of crap. the boy Nco!" Colonel approaches him and asks Points to the boy and starts laughing The boy what he is doing. Nco!" Rolling with laughter when a general They point to the boy and the Doing. the boy replies for the third All three officers are laughing when a And asks what is so funny. Laughing even harder than before. Is doing. the boy replies, "i'm making The three officers continue to laugh You making an nco?" "because i don't have nearly enough Steven thode A keen country lad applied for a Store. in fact it was the biggest Anything there. the boss asked him, Before?� Country� said the lad. the boss liked Start tomorrow and i�ll come and see The day was long and arduous for Came around. the boss duly fronted Did you make today?� �only one,� blurted the boss, �most Day. �three hundred thousand dollars,� �how did you manage that?� asked �well,� said the salesman �this man Hook, then a medium hook and finally Then i sold him a small fishing line, a I asked him where he was going Said he would probably need a boat, Department and sold him that twenty Then he said his volkswagen So i took him to the car department Cruiser.� Asked in astonishment, �you sold all Hook?� Came in to buy a box of tampons for Weekend�s shot, you may as well go O.p. nerd's home remedies 1. if you are choking on an ice cube, �simply pour a cup of boiling water �and presto! the blockage will be �removed. 2. clumsy? avoid cutting yourself �vegetables by getting someone else �you chop away. 3. avoid arguments with the mrs. �toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. high blood pressure sufferers: �and bleed for awhile, thus reducing �your veins. 5. a mouse trap, placed on top of �will prevent you from rolling over �sleep when you hit the snooze � Large dose of Cough. 7. have a bad tooth ache? hit your �hammer, then you will forget about � Remember what the � Duct tape. if it 40. if it moves and shouldn't, use � To know them. If you woke up breathing, �another chance! And finally... be really good to your �friends. you never know when you �them to empty your bedpan. "thought for the day: our days are �give people a bit of our heart rather �our mind". Subject: nerds in season This truck driver hauling a tractor- Beer. as he approaches the bar he �nerds not allowed-enter at your He goes in and sits down. the Says he smells kind of nerdy, asks Truck driver says he drives a truck, Computers he is hauling. the Not nerds, Sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks Pocket protector with twelve kinds of A foot too long. the bartender, Shotgun and blows the guy away. Truck driver asks him why he did Worry, Silicon valley, and are in season now. Said. so the truck driver finishes Heads back onto the freeway. Accident, and the load shifts. the Breaks open and computers spill out And sees a crowd already forming, Are all engineers, accountants and Clothes he has ever seen. he can�t Remembering what happened in the Blasting away, felling several of Officer comes zooming up and jumps Stop. the truck driver said, �what�s Season.� You can�t bait �em.� Subject: nerds vs. jocks "is it > nerd?" > michael jordan having "retired," > million in endorsements, makes > Makes > of sugarplums dance in his head. > if he goes to see a movie, it will > him $7.00, but he will make > Egg, he > it. > he will make $3,710 while watching > episode of friends. > if he wanted to save up for a new > nsx ($90,000) it would take him > Salary and > have to do it at the rate of $2.00 > second. > he will probably pay around $200 > nice round of golf, but will be Round. > assuming he puts the federal > 15% of his income into a tax Contributions > $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on january > Every 10 > living comfortably at $65,000 a > Minimum wage. > while watching the 100-meter > olympics, and about $15,600 > Spending about > chicago restaurant, he will pull in > $5600. > this year, he will make more than > much as all u.s. past Terms > > > Income for the > still have less than bill gates > has today. > game over. nerd wins. A wife came home just in time to find Husband in bed with another woman. Fury, she Out the back door, and into the tool Back yard and put his
