The List

The List. What can I say? It's erm... an emailing list. ;) Designed to keep friends (*evil glare* Yes, real life ones!) in contact with one another. An outlet for bitching, social organisation, and pointless rambles.
Yes, at it's height (19 emails a day - hey! It was exam times!) The List was a marvel, a work of art. Certainly, it is not currently at the heights it once was... but what can you do? ;)
In any case, I'm devoting the page to a few of the most amusing emails... in my humble opinion. Yes, I am disproportionately represented, but I think it was Andrew Iyer who said that we are all most interesting to ourselves.
In any case, there were many more wonderful emails I wanted to include... but as it is I have pages and pages to type. I don't the energy for more.
So yes... let's sit back and laugh at how 'funny' we are. And if you don't actually know any of us... we're not actually that weird. No, that would just be me. ;)

Standard pretentious crap from me, Andrew (by Iyer - I think the title sums it up best :p )
Perplexed... like perspex... but not really... (by Lexi - the joy lies in the entirety of the title)
You a fuck? No, I am the fuck! Alternatively, I am the cheese (Lexi on the perils of procrastination and King Arthur)
Re: I'm sleeping with my enemy. Myself. (by Carmen - Halloween)
Re: Nothing much in particular (by Katie - Halloween)
No Doubt kick ass! (by me - Rachel's and Andrew's adventures at the No Doubt concert)
Superjesus: The new rock gods (by Andrew - his adventures at The Superjesus)
Four To Go (by Katie - her responses to Andrew's quiz... surely the winner in my opinion)
Re: I prefer Danish myself (Rachel and Kate write to Carmen while drunk)
Hey my sexy baby (by me - reporting from New Zealand)
I sold my soul for a pittance... muahahahaha! (by me - Hansonline adventures ;))
Sex, Drugs, and Little Pink Teddy Bears (by Iyer - an attack on the fairer sex)
How To Act A Good Girl (by Andrew - a continuation of the brutal attack)
don't leave the city. no not ever, never. (by Kate - lamenting the country)
Sadomasochistic Lesbian Death Threats by Rachel and Kate (an ICQ conversation)
How To Act A Good Boy (by me - a counter argument)
RIP (by me - lamenting the death of Larry, an umbrella)
Im glad Larry is dead (by Andrew - self explanatory)
Mardi Gras Virgin No Longer I (by Carmen - tales of collecting for BGF)
Austrian Tennis and sex with dolphins (by me - events of the law party)
Wanna go back to Andrew's car for pizza and a fuck? (by me - review of the Castle Hill Tavern)
nicely proportioned tits (by Kat - her plans to run for union board)
"You are Very cool" (by Katie - the band comp experience)
a night to remember (by Menike - the taj dance party)
forget 6 degrees of separation (by Caro - a one on one experience with the girl to the left)
American Skank-ho - hot new film by Paramount! (by me - movie ideas, etc...)
re: procrastination is the key to success (by Carmen - pseudo-anorexics in the washroom)
re: Kim Beasly's dead, long live john howard (by Anuja - the election)
Why did the tomatoe turn red? (by Carmen - sexy SBHS boys)

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