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| Clever Girl... >> Friends >> The List >> Sex, Drugs... From: Iyer Subject: Sex, drugs, and little pink teddy bears List members. I have a problem. I get bored by all things written by people not written by Andrew Iyer. From this day forth, all that bores me has been banned by me. I don't care about personal likes and dislikes, I want things my way, and that's the only way I will have it. After this occurs, I will make more laws, basically relating to how people I don't like (for whatever reason), will be killed, or at the very least tortured. Then I will conquer the world, set up a 4th Estate and a 3rd Reich, as well as a Democratic-Socialist type system for people to live in a feudal type relationship. After this is done, I will ban all Drachma-named currency. Which will really stuff up Greece, but still... Love Andrew PS Yes, I am in a bitter, twisted mood. I haven't eaten all day, and I feel fat. I am trying to find out what being a girl is like, so I am trying to diet. I have also performed a labotomy, and taken out 45% of my brain. And I now wear ridiculously tight clothes to show off my tits and look like a slut, and then confuse guys guys by telling them i am not that kind of girl. God it's fun! back |
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