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From: Andrew
Subject: Im glad larry is dead


Yes you heard me.

quite frankly my dearies, I didn't much like that pointy little bastard.  He looked like a sissy, all clear and decorative and he had a nasty habit of poking his head into me in some sort of bizarre satantic ritual I believe.

There was only ever one larry, he wore a leisure suit.  To comemorate the passing of that dire monstrosity would be an insult to perverts everywhere.  And some penguins.

I can't help feeling that if Rachel had gotten a proper boyfriend, this whole obsession with the pointy beast would never have arisen to infect the world with its banality.

Rest in Pieces Larry.


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