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| Clever Girl... >> Friends >> The List >> Sadomasochistic Lesbian Death Threats... From: Rachel Subject: Sadomasochistic Lesbian Death Threats By Rachel and Kate Kate: and yes! i hate boys too! HATE boys! HATEHATEHATE! me and Jane are going to kill them all tonight. Rachel: Good - can I join you? ;) Kate: yes you can honey... tonight is the night when 2 becomes 1... I mean, tonight is the night when we chicks gonna lay the smackdown on them lying cheating bastards. Rachel: Ooooo! I can't wait! Kate: whats your death method? Rachel: oh... death method? I didn't think of that... hmm... something painful... torture? *wicked smile* Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! Get some really hot Britney-esque chick to lapdance them, while they're tied to a chair so they never get any relief and die of frustration!!!!! Kate: oh... well i might just shoot mine in the head ;) Rachel: wellll... we already knew i was dominant and sadistic. ;) Kate: hehehehe. ;) hmmm... seeing as I'm submissive and masochistic, how can I kill them in my own special way?? Rachel: one that causes pain to yourself?? lol... Kate: hehehe, how? being the sadistic dominant, you should be able to think of one easy. ;) Rachel: yes, but THEY'RE the ones who are supposed to die, not us. Rachel: and seeing as you're submissive... maybe you can sleep with them? Kate: True. I guess I'll have to be sadistic and dominant for one night. Kate: ooh yes i'll sleep with them! that'll be torture! Rachel: hahahaha... no, I just meant, you being the skanky little thing that you are, will drain all their energies! Kate: making them easier to kill! WOOO! Rachel: yayyyyyy! :) Rachel: and you can have fun in the mean time! (I just get off on torturing people, so... ;)) Kate: hehehehe. ;) Rachel: but how shall you actually KILL them? :) Kate: oh yeah... I'll say i want to take them some place special and then drive them off a cliff (but I'll leap to safety). I'm just a total praying mantis, ya know! Rachel: ooo - you should use alcohol too! To dull their senses! Although, of course, your sexual prowess is such that they'd probably be drugged after sex.. ;) Kate: You know it girlfriend! Rachel: Oh, I most certainly do! ;) Kate: *giggles girlishly* back |
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