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| Clever Girl... >> Friends >> The List >> I sold my soul for a pittance... From: Rachel Subject: I sold my soul for a pittance... muahahahahahaa! what an amusing night this has been! I think I just lost five years off my mental age, as Andrew kindly noted over the phone, what with my constant giggling et al. (Actually, he said "But you've always been a moron!"... how very kind.) Anyhow, tonight on Hansonline we all had a lovely time indeed. :) Ryan (the one who wants to kill Andrew, but he's really very cool ;)) was threatening to kill Alissa, and Jerry was threatening to avenge her death if Ryan did so. They were asking who's side we'd all take if such an event were to happen. Initially I took Jerry's side, of course, not wishing for Alissa to die. But then I heard word of people selling their souls to Ryan in exchange for outerwordly goods. Naturally I was curious, and I asked Ryan what he would be willing to give me in exchange for my soul. So Ryan told me I could have as many cute Grammar Boys as I liked. I sat for a while... pondering, out of all the Grammar Boys I had met, how many could possibly be considered attractive? I came up with 4. But I hoped my soul was worth more than 4 Grammar Boys, so I asked if Taylor Hanson could not be thrown in as well? Ally also wanted to purchase my soul, and Ally and Ryan offered their respective bargains. Ally said: "I will offer you 3 Grammar Boys, Ashton Kutcher & Taylor." Ryan said: "Rachel, how about, two cute grammar boys, Taylor, and no more dead fish slaps from me...?" Aside the fact that dear Ashton is worth twice the value of every Grammar boy in history, both past and present, my choice was obvious. Ally. So now, as I gleefully told Andrew over the phone, my soul belongs to a 14 year old blonde (albeit a frightfully intelligent one) from Perth. :) And in exchange I have myself 5 new toys! heeheehee! We all know what 5 boys means - a boyband! Hehehehe... I now have two beautiful sex slaves and three dancing monkeys. Fly my pretties (???), fly!!!!! Yes, I think that two litre bottle of pepsi did something to my system. ;) I love you all! :D RachPach xxooxx back |
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