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| Clever Girl... >> Friends >> The List >> New Zealand From: Rachel Subject: hey my sexy baby... Well, here I am in the luscious New Zealand, staying with the sexiest List member of all - Kate! I wanna be Kate! Kate! Kate! Did anyone (hello Andrew) actually appreciate that? ;) Kate has left me all alone in her house, all, all alone (apart from her sexy mother and brother - it must run in the family!), while she's off at work with her friend Natalie. They serve people penis-shaped implements... the people of New Zealand tend to be very sexually frustrated. I wrote that last line with the intention of being stupid, but, upon further investigation, it is very true. Kate's friends (despite being wonderful) all engage in lesbianism, or watch people engage in lesbian activities. I got a whole lot of photos back today... from Halloween, getting drunk in Hyde Park, Pizza Hut, and our lesbian orgy. Hmm... I look awful in ALL of them, really... so gross. I feel sorry for all of you at Halloween, as I must have looked horrendous. Goddamnit. Andrew, I finally got a photo of you that is worthy of my notice board (you know I like to think all my friends are goodlooking) and - oh - the photo of Brendy and Kat kissing, with Lexi inbetween... it looks like they're both kissing Lexi, lolol. The only photo of me that I liked (also going up on the notice board) features Kate and myself in a compromising sexual act. Yum yum. I look quite thin too. Brendy, Kate thinks you're sexy.! Andrew, Kate's mum thinks you're really cute, and asked if your eyelashes really ARE that long, or if you just wear mascara. You should have seen Kate's eyes light up at the mention of mascara - oo-er! I have found a site that the superficial among us might enjoy (actually, Kate showed it to me) - Hot Or Not. It has taught me quite a lot about guys. One, they cannot tell the difference between a goodlooking and an ugly guy - most of the guys are rated highly, even when Kate and I give them twos. This is probably because goodlooking guys don't put their photos up. Secondly, heaps of not-so-pretty girls get high scores just because they have blonde hair, skinny legs, big breasts, and skimpy clothing. Even when their faces leave a lot to be desired. So yeah, go there, it provides hours of fun. ;) So Kat and Carls are moving very soon, huh? where are you moving? and when exactly? You've probably already moved, huh? ;) Having a good time in general, bought a new pair of pants, shall send out some postcards soon... Love, Rachel xxooxx back |
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