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| Clever Girl... >> Friends >> The List >> Standard Pretentious Crap From: Iyer Subject: Standard pretentious crap from me, Andrew. And I bet someone somewhere says "Duh, hey! That title is pretty preetenshus, and that joke about me saying its preetenshus is preetenshus, and then next two after that are ALSO preetenshus!!" There, that should cover that. "but, duh, he-eee-ey, what about THAT joke, huh, yu big booger? THAT was pretty preetenshus too!" Well, this is Andrew Iyer operating on 4hrs sleep for like, 2 days! Wow! I start having split personalities! I wonder which one is me... "Wutch it theah cowboy, that there is preetenshus tawk too!" Sorry, my other personality. Hmmm... I wonder what sort of crap people are going to give me after THIS letter... anyway enough with the bitching ("damn straight yu preetenshus poofta!") and onto more concerning matters. Quoting Rachel: "I WOULD say that I'd never date an engineer, but I have a propensity to go out and do precisely whatever I say I won't, so..." *cough* *cough* ...ahem, anyway, what was I saying about my course, software ENGINEERing? Quoting Carmen: "I so want Yip." * I was going to do a quote on Kat, quoting her last email, but dammit! It was a bit too sophisticated for my email here. Aaaaanyway, what was I saying? I was saying what I was saying! "uh haw haw yu goon! Thats not hoomaw!" Hmmm... I guess this is the spot where... aaaah, forget it, this is going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, but still I find the joke of retyping on and on and on and on and on... uh... yeah... I will retake my pills, okay? ANyway, the latest goss from me, is that I think we have a ghost in my house!! Yup, a real live, or, as the term is, dead, ghost. Two nights ago my bedroom door swung open... and that's pretty weird. First time its ever happened! THEN, last night, my parent's locked side door swung open... AHAAAAA!!! That's why I'm not going to bed tonight, or ever again. Them damn hoogie boogies ain't gonna get me, no sir! By the by, as regards sex and music, I have never heard the song, NOR (or is it or) had sex... *grumble mumble* Hmmm... I had better stop while I am ahead here, or something... or no, will stop actually. from Inevitable PS yeah, you know the deal, it just sits here. * not all the quotes were actually said, and some aren't even quotes. Iyer Enterprises voids all responsibility for people taking quotes out of context, or anything else (such as death induced by coma) that can occur when reading one of their emails. Say, was that last joke preetenshus? "Naw, but this one is!" Back |
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