| THE FUNNIES: |
| THERE ARE A LOT OF FUNNY STUFF OUT THERE ON THE NET AND I HAVE PICKED A FEW TO SATISFY EVEN THE UNHAPPIEST PERSON.....I HOPE YOU SMILE AFTER THESE. |
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| WOMEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL TO MEN..........LACK AMBITION |
| THE OLDER A PERSON GETS .........THE FARTHER THEY HAD TO WALK TO SCHOOL AS A CHILD. |
| PERSON WHO GOES TO SLEEP WITH ITCHY BUTT...... WAKES UP WITH SMELLY FINGER. |
| WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING......ANY ROAD WILL TAKE YOU THERE. |
| IF YOU HAVE A SEVERE COUGH, GO HOME, TAKE A WHOLE BOX OF EXLAX...... .................BY TOMORROW, YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH!! |
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| MEN HATE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THINGS ARE!! |
| NEVER RAISE YOUR HANDS TO YOUR CHILDREN.......... IT LEAVES YOUR GROIN UNPROTECTED!!! |
| MAN WITH BIG MOUTH AND LITTLE PENIS.. ....SHOULD KEEP BOTH ZIPPED UP!! |
| GOD MADE MAN FIRST BUT THERE IS ALWAYS A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE THE FINAL MASTERPIECE. |
| I MAY BE FAT, BUT YOU'RE BALDING... AT LEAST I CAN LOSE THE WEIGHT. |
| I'M A NOBODY......NOBODY'S PERFECT...... THEREFORE.... I'M PERFECT. |
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| POETRY |
| PET PEEVES |
| Well, I guess i have to add a little Greek someplace and since alot of what goes on is usually pretty darn funny, this would be the place to post......enjoy!!! |