A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensative, caring and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: When would you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: What are woman's four favorite animals?
A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a Jackass to
pay for it all.
Q: Why do men get married?
A: So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the romote control between his toes.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A: So they can find their way back to the house.
Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go
they take your house and car.
