WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID

DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE CHAIRS AROUND THE TABLE

NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHARP AS A THIMBLE

A FEW SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC BASKET

ABOUT AS DEEP AS A SAUCER OF MILK

NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYOLA IN THE BOX

A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL

THE GATES ARE DOWN, THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING BUT THERE'S NO TRAIN

A FEW CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK

GOT A FULL SIX PACK BUT LACKS THE PLASTIC THINGY HOLDING THEM TOGETHER

A ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ

A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY BUT FORGOT TO LOAD THE FILM

WAS LEFT ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL TOO LONG AS A BABY

IF A PENNY WAS GIVEN FOR HIS THOUGHTS, YOU'D GET CHANGE BACK

HE'S SO DENSE, LIGHT BENDS AROUND HIM

GOT INTO THE GENE POOL WHEN THE LIFEGUARD WASN'T WATCHING

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