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| FACTS OF MARRIAGE |
| The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "what's on the T.V. ?" I said, "DUST" ------------------------------------------------ In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. ------------------------------------------------ Why do men die before their wives ? They want to. ------------------------------------------------ Do you know the punishment for bigamy ? TWO mother in laws !! ------------------------------------------------ A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "you can have mine". ------------------------------------------------- How do most men define marriage ? An expensive way to get the laundry done for free. ------------------------------------------------- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. -------------------------------------------------- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late". --------------------------------------------------- A little boy ased his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married ?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying". ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and stil lthink they are beautiful. |
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| OH COME ON LADIES.....SO IT'S SEXIST....NOT LIKE WE'RE NOT USED TO IT.....hehehehe. |