THE PERFECT MAN

THE PERFECT MAN IS GENTLE
NEVER CRUEL OR MEAN
HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SMILE
AND KEEPS HIS FACE SO CLEAN.

THE PERFECT MAN LIKES CHILDREN
AND WILL RAISE THEM BY YOUR SIDE
HE WILL BE A GOOD FATHER
AND A GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE.

THE PERFECT MAN LIKES COOKING
CLEANING AND VACUMING TOO
HE'LL DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER
TO CONVEY HIS LOVE FOR YOU.

THE PERFECT MAN IS SWEET
WRITING POETRY FROM YOUR NAME
HE'S A BEST FRIEND TO YOUR MOTHER
AND KISSES AWAY YOUR PAIN.

HE NEVER HAS MADE YOU CRY
OR HURT YOU IN ANY WAY
TO HECK WITH THIS POEM
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!!

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