MEN'S HONESTY

CAN YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT CERTAIN MEN GOT TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO LET US WOMEN KNOW HOW THEY REALLY FEEL ABOUT SOME THINGS?  MEN ARE SO CUTE......LIKE WE LISTEN.....lol

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT........YOU PROBABLY ARE!!!!!!

LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT......IF IT'S UP.....PUT IT DOWN!!!!!

DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR..........EVER!!!!!!!

SOMETIMES WE'RE NOT THINKING OF YOU.............LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!

GET RID OF YOUR CAT!!!!!!!

SUNDAY............EQUALS............SPORTS!!!!!!!!

ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...........REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOMEN WEARING WONDER BRAS AND LOW CUT BLOUSES LOSE THEIR RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING STARED AT!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE TOOOOOOOOO MANY SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!

CRYING IS BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!!

TELL US IF YOU WANT SOMETHING........SUBTLE HINTS DON'T WORK!!!!!!!!!

MARK ANNIVERSARIES ON A CALENDAR!!!!!!!

YES PEEING STANDING UP IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN FROM POINT BLANK RANGE........SOMETIMES WE ARE BOUND TO MISS!!!!!!!

YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!

A HEADACHE THAT LASTS 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM.......SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!

ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN ANY ARGUMENT!!!!

IF YOU DON'T DRESS LIKE VICTORIA'S SECRET GIRLS......DON'T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE THE SOAP OPERA GUYS!!!!!!!!

IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE TAKEN TWO WAYS.....AND ONE OF THEM MAKES YOU SAD OR UPSET........WE MEANT THE OTHER WAY!!!!!!

LET US OGLE.....IF WE DON'T LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN.....HOW CAN WE KNOW HOW PRETTY YOU ARE???????

DON'T RUB THE LAMP IF YOU DON'T WANT THE GENIE TO COME OUT!!!!!!!

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN'T NEED DIRECTIONS.....NEITHER DO WE!!!!!!

YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES!!!!!!!

NOTHING BETTER SAYS "I LOVE YOU".....LIKE.......SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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