WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

ONE DAY A MAN CAME HOME FROM WORK TO FIND TOTAL MAHEM IN HIS HOUSE.
HIS THREE CHILDREN
WERE PLAYING IN THE MUD OUTSIDE,
STILL IN THEIR PAJAMAS. 
THERE WERE EMPTY FOOD WRAPPERS AND BOXES
STREWN ALL OVER THE  FRONT LAWN,
HIS WIFE'S CAR DOORS WERE OPEN
AND SO WAS THE FRONT DOOR OF THEIR HOUSE.
PROCEEDING INTO THE ENTRY WAY,
HE FOUND AN EVEN BIGGER MESS.  A LAMP HAD BEEN KNOCKED OVER AND THE AREA RUG WAS WADDED, INTO A MESS, AGAINST ONE WALL.  IN THE FRONT ROOM THE T.V. WAS LOUDLY BLARING A CARTOON CHANNEL AND THE FAMILY ROOM WAS STREWN WITH TOYS AND VARIOUS ITEMS OF CLOTHING.
IN THE KITCHEN, DISHES FILLED THE SINK AND BREAKFAST FOOD WAS SPILLED ON THE COUNTER.  DOG FOOD WAS SCRAMBLED ALL OVER THE FLOOR, A GLASS WAS SHATTERED UNDER THE TABLE AND A SMALL PILE OF SAND WAS SPREAD BY THE BACK DOOR.
HE HURRIED UP THE STAIRS, STUMBLING OVER MORE CLOTHING AND TOYS, LOOKING FOR HIS WIFE.  HE WAS WORRIED SHE WAS ILL OR SOMETHING TERRIBLE MUST'VE HAPPEND.
HE FOUND HER IN THE BEDROOM, CURLED UP IN BED, STILL IN HER PAJAMAS, WITH HER NOSE CONTENTLY IN A BOOK.
SHE LOOKED UP AT HIM, SMILED AND ASKED HOW HIS DAY WENT.
HE LOOKED AT HER BEWILDERED AND ASKED,"WHAT HAPPEND HERE TODAY?"
SHE AGAIN SMILED AND ANSWERED,
"YOU KNOW EVERY DAY WHEN YOU COME HOME AND ASK ME WHAT IN THE WORLD I DID TODAY?"
"YES" WAS THE INCREDULOUS REPLY.
"WELL TODAY I DIDN'T DO IT".
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