A MOM'S ADVENTURE

My three year old son had a problem with potty training; and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, between errands.  It was very busy, with a full dining room.  While enjoying my toco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my 7 month old daughter; she was clean.  Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said, "No".
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident," and I didn't have any clothes with me.  Then I said, "Matt are you sure you didn't have an accident?"
"NO", he replied.  I just knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse.  So..............I asked one more time.
"Matt, did youhave an accident?"
This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST GAS!!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat back down to eat his food as if nothing happend.
I was mortified.....but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had........teehee.

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