DRIVE PEOPLE CRAZY

1.  AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR AND POINT YOUR HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS TO SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.

2.  PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM.  DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.

3.  EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK THEM IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.

4.  PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN".

5.  PUT A DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS.  ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO EXPRESSO.

6.  REPLY TO EVERYTHING SOMEONE SAYS WITH, "THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK".

7.  ADJUST THE TINT ON YOUR MONITOR SO THAT THE BRIGHTNESS LEVEL LIGHTS UP THE ENTIRE WORK AREA.  INSIST TO OTHERS THAT YOU LIKE IT THAT WAY.

8.  DON'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION OR SPACES.  DONTUSEANYPUNCTUATIONORSPACES.

9.  SING ALONG WITH THE OPERA.

10.  SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE THRU ORDER IS "TO GO".

11.  GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME.

12.  FIND OUT WHERE YOUR BOSS SHOPS AND BUY THE EXACT SAME OUTFITS.  AND WEAR THEM ONE DAY AFTER YOUR BOSS DOES.

13.  AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE SKIP INSTEAD OF WALK.

14.  SEND E-MAIL O THE REST OF THE COMPLANY TO TELL THEM WHERE YOU'RE GOING....EG: IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE IN THE WASHROOM.

15.  PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR CUBICLE.

16.  5 DAYS IN ADVANCE TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN'T GO TO THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.

17.  HUM WHEN YOU RIDE THE ELEVATOR.  

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