| SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE: |
| OK....OK.....I know what you're thinking, but remember that I like making fun of life and everything in this world cause I am just a happy-go-lucky kind of gal......anyway, if I can make fun of greeks......I can make fun of blondes too.......it's my page!!!! And besides, I'm blonde a few hours a day myself......LOL......it's a state of mind......hehe. |
| she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she thought Boyz II men was a day care center. SHE WAS SOOOOOOOOO BLONDE: she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. she thought General Motors was the army. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. she tripped over the cordless phone. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate. she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY". at the bottom of the application where it says, "sign here", she put, "Taurus". she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. SHE WAS SOOOOOOOOO BLONDE: she studied for a blood test. she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. she had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "THIS GOES IN FRONT". Okay......now just FYI.....I personally have only had ONE of these thoughts on this list........giggle.......YOU tell me which one it was!!!!!!!.......haha. |